Dreams.

[Keith Houchen]

Had a dream last night where Attitude Era HHH and Kane were having a fight. The ring had collapsed, HHH was choking Kane with a rope and there were four faceless wrestlers unconscious on the floor with the ring posts jammed up their arses like they’d been Lubbocked. So I guess more than one ring had collapsed. 

[Loki]

Ah... a Four Cornholes Match.

[Fog Dude]

17 hours ago, Loki said:

Ah... a Four Cornholes Match.

I think we just found a winner for this thread. 

[SuperBacon]

Me and @Carbomb listened to an Eminem album at his house, and then me, him and his sister went to a nice cafe where I had a Turkish coffee that they made in one of those long handled saucepans, but because it was a dream the handle was comically long, around 2 metres or so.

[Carbomb]

45 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Me and @Carbomb listened to an Eminem album at his house, and then me, him and his sister went to a nice cafe where I had a Turkish coffee that they made in one of those long handled saucepans, but because it was a dream the handle was comically long, around 2 metres or so.

Wow, that's very specific. Also, I regularly make Turkish and Arabic coffee at home, using exactly that method, so that's spooky.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

How long is your handle though Bomber?

[Carbomb]

Like Bacon's dream told you, it's a grower, not a shower

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

And per Bacon's dream it's also comical?

[Carbomb]

It would explain the laughter of so many women, I guess

[SuperBacon]

Mike Baldwin and his young Russian wife knocked on my door and told me his Mum had died and she had left me and the kids some money.

He handed me a laminated plastic sheet with around 100 football teams on it, and BARNSLEY £250,000 circled, so I assume it was some sort of pools type deal. (Does that still exist?)

He told me to go to the bank and give them the 12 digit code to release the funds.

I said "you're looking smart Mike, are you off to the funeral now?" and he told me he was suited and booted as he was going for dinner on a ship at Portsmouth Harbour.

Definitely the most random dream I've had recently. I can't tell you the last time I even thought about Corrie/Mike Baldwin.

[SuperBacon]

Writing this as soon as I've woken.

Went for a fry up with @Frankie Crisp but while I had a fry up (six sausages) he disappointingly had fish and chips! My kids were there too but neither ate.

They were spoons plates so assume we were there, but some American woman came over and sat with us to explain it was a special pub as when you walked in you were scanned and the information relayed to the staff what you were feeling, your temperature, blood pressure, dietary requirements, where you'd been, where you were going etc.

The name for this amazing technology? G.R.E.G. which she didn't explain so feel free to make up your own.

Another UKFF related dream to add to the collection!

[SuperBacon]

Bit feverish, just awoke from a dream where Nick Hancock was in my garden auditioning grime acts for a new talent show.

[FLips]

Had one last night where my Father in Law had bought my Mother in Law a multi-day experience where you and a partner have to defend yourselves against an attack dog. You get a big padded suit and a riot shield and have to make it through several rooms.

My MIL was bad at it and didn’t enjoy the experience so gave me (not me and my wife, their daughter) the extra ticket.
The day I went it was a celebrity day and I got partnered up with Katie Price and fair play to her she was canny and into the activity so we smashed through these three rooms with ease.

At the end I watched someone paraglide into the base and everyone was impressed cos he did it dead fast. I thought he was about 10 foot tall but on closer inspection he was on a podium.
I went to collect my prize for the dog thing from the dog handler who looked and sounded a bit like Captain Price from the Call of Duty games but it wasn’t him.

The prize was a turtle shell shaped plastic dome with a clear plastic slotted cone on the top of it. Imagine a traffic cone on top of a bike helmet for the general size and shape.
Inside the bottom part were gatcha capsules with prizes in, and in the slotted cone part was small plastic balls. It looked like you had to tip it but when I did the plastic balls started coming out the slots so America Ferrera of Ugly Betty showed me how to use it and the balls spiraled up to the top of the cone and dropped a prize out the bottom. 

The dream was so realistic and played out in real time that I woke up and actually felt like I’d had a really fun day out and started bragging to my wife about it.

[Chest Rockwell]

Just clicked into the top thread without looking what it was. Got really far in to that before I even questioned it. Pretty gutted it didn't actually happen tbh. 

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, FLips said:

I thought he was about 10 foot tall but on closer inspection he was on a podium.

Howling.

1 hour ago, FLips said:

The prize was a turtle shell shaped plastic dome with a clear plastic slotted cone on the top of it. Imagine a traffic cone on top of a bike helmet for the general size and shape.
Inside the bottom part were gatcha capsules with prizes in, and in the slotted cone part was small plastic balls. It looked like you had to tip it but when I did the plastic balls started coming out the slots so America Ferrera of Ugly Betty showed me how to use it and the balls spiraled up to the top of the cone and dropped a prize out the bottom. 
 

Sounds like you've been playing too much Mario Kart and watching Superstore.