Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 7, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) And the winner is... DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions within the Twatlist are just that; views and opinions. No views within the Twatlist are my own. I love everybody. Especially celebrities 1 John Terry (2011 ranking: 13. Up 12) What's he famous for? Football, off-the-field-antics. Mainly the latter. And you think he's a twat because... For our 2012 Top Twat, who marched to victory as a clear front-runner from the early stages of voting, I will once again hand over to those of you who cast your votes his way. But with very careful treading when it comes to various allegations. Expect plenty of square brackets containing the words 'alleged' and 'allegedly'... Snake Plissken (voted #7): "The footballer who just won't go away..." PunkStep (voted #6): "Don't really need a reason, do I? Just look at what he's [allegedly!] done this year. He will probably win this." PSF (voted #7): "Threw his dummy out of the pram and quit the England team. Mardy twat." Megan Midas (voted #10): "Utter cunt. [Alleged!] racist, liar, cheat, crybaby." Chilli_Mondeo (voted #3): "He looks like a court appointed sketch artist drawing come to life. Cunt." seph (voted #8): "When the chief organisation of your profession and the law of the land can't agree if you're a racist cunt you're not making too much of an acquittal for yourself, are you?" stumobir (voted #2): "Shameless, [alleged!] wife-shagging, [alleged!] racist who has a face I wouldn Edited November 7, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 7, 2012 Awards Moderator Posted November 7, 2012 Brill. This has been a daily must-read throughout the countdown and aside from some brilliant contributions from the forum, your own commentary has been nothing short of fanstastic, HG. Cheers for doing it once again - it lived up to expectations, if not surpassed them. Ta!
The Cum Doctor Posted November 7, 2012 Posted November 7, 2012 Fantastic work HG. For some reason, the Kay Burley write up amused me more than anything else, but the whole thing has been terrific. Look forward to the next one.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 7, 2012 Moderators Posted November 7, 2012 Fun bit of trivia... the write-ups accompanying nominations for Terry contained more uses of the word 'cunt' than all the write-ups for every other nominee put together. And there were over 150 other nominees. Brilliant!
Paid Members Ronnie Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 HG is the MVP of OT. So much work must've gone into this thread. Take a bow, that man.
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 Absolutely textbook stuff. Kudos for putting so much time and effort into something that has brought laughter to us all.
Paid Members seph Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 Absolute brilliance for putting these together. Sorry for the threadshit.
The Cum Doctor Posted November 7, 2012 Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) Stunning stuff HG. Especially the Kay Burley one. Loved that. Thanks for a terrific read. Edited November 7, 2012 by The Cum Doctor
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 Fantastic. HG, you've knocked this out of the park. Great writing on your own part and brilliant use of people's writeups. This is how you do a fucking list thread. HG and Ben have this shit down. It almost matches that dizzying high that was the Shitarse Fifty.
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 HG is the fucking man. I'm quite gutted it's over actually, the nomination period seemed to be taking forever but then the posting of the actual standings just seems to have flown by. Outstanding work and easily my favourite thread of the year.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 Great stuff, HG, really enjoyed it.
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 Yeah I'll join in the HG bumming. Off Topic Poster of the Year? I think so. This thread has been a joy to behold. It's a shame it has to end. Although I didn't do a list I'm pleased to see a lot of the same Twattage I'd have voted make the top 10. Especially Piers Morgan, David Cameron and John Terry. Well deserved Twat honours.
Paid Members Nick James Posted November 7, 2012 Paid Members Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) Hats off to HG, Fantastic work once again. Edited November 7, 2012 by Nick James
windoesnot Posted November 7, 2012 Posted November 7, 2012 Excellent work on the list HG, top twat was well deserved!. Heres to the 2013 edition!
Baz Windham Posted November 7, 2012 Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) Enjoyed reading this, good work HG. I like most of Leigh Francis' stuff and seems a good bloke whenever i've seen him out of character, but there weren't many others i'd argue against. I'm sure the news currently scrolling across the bottom of Sky Sports News will please Gladstone. Edited November 7, 2012 by Baz Windham
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