Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 4, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) This has been brilliant so far. I'm surprised Ashley Cole, One Direction (PICK ME HARRY!! PICK ME!!) and David Cameron haven't placed higher, or that Clegg actually placed higher than Cameron.  Nicko, Cameron hasn't appeared yet. Not guaranteeing he will or won't, obviously, but he definitely hasn't featured so far.    Here's the countdown so far, from 30 to 11.  30. Jamie Redknapp 29. Cheryl Cole 28. Chris Brown 27. Joey Barton 26. Justin Bieber 25. Dappy 24. Simon Cowell 23. George Osborne 22. The Cast of The Only Way Is Essex 21. Kay Burley 20. James Corden 19. Ed Milliband 18. Nicki Minaj 17. Miranda Hart 16. Jimmy Savile 15. Jeremy Kyle 14. Katie 'Jordan' Price 13. Ashley Cole 12. One Direction / Harry Styles 11. Nick Clegg   So, ten twats to go. Who will they be? I can reveal two things now:  - There are three females in the top 10! - There are three celebrities who also featured in 2011... but only one of them was in the top 10 then!   And that's all I'll say. I apologise again for the John Cena thing earlier. Megan Midas got through to me, I'm over it now. Please resume talking about him if that's really what you want to do.    Twats 10, 9 and 8 will be revealed tomorrow! Edited November 4, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) Nick Clegg is an utter, utter cunt. The fact that even the leader of the Scottish Lib Dems conceded that, in Scotland, Clegg joining the Tories in coailtion is more poisonous than an asbestos cake covered in mercury says it all. The look on Tavish Scott's face, that "what is the point of this?" look of complete and utter defeat, was just astounding. Kiss of death is an understatement. Edited November 4, 2012 by Forrest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) I could've SWORN I'd seen him. Maybe it was because I'd clocked Osborne and I'd been browsing through the previous lists where Cameron had featured and had a little brain fart in the process. Â Sorry Edited November 4, 2012 by El Nicko Loco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 You bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 You bastards. Â He was high on my list, and I didn't even know about the Manc bid stuff. Disappointing indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members niff Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 ("I want it known how much I hate this cunt. I fucking despise him. Back when Manchester bid for the Olympics, this shitbag did everything in his power to make it clear that we should never be hosting the Olympics for oh so many reasons - we're not big enough, we're too northern, we're too busy down't pit to host it, presumably. Alright, maybe we don't have enough size and infrastructure to host the Olympics. Fair enough. Even me, as the most blinkered Manchester lover you will find, will happily admit that. But you then ask that the whole of Britain gets behind London when they host the Games because it's 'OUR' Games. FUCK YOU. I loved the Olympics and London did a great job and I actually really like London and I've spent many great and beautiful days out there with my wife and kids both separately and together. I'm really pleased it went so well. But don't you fucking DARE come out with this bullshit that the whole country should join arms and support the bid and the subsequent Games when you yourself did not lift one finger to endorse the bids that Manchester put in, nor the bid that Manchester put in for the Commonwealth Games, which was an unmitigated success, may I add. Quite the opposite. You publicly damned our bids. You're a lying, disingenuous cunt. And a Tory one at that. I HATE YOU AND I'M GLAD STEVE OVETT BEAT YOU." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 I think he's doing a book signing at Waterstones in the Arndale Centre next week. He is indeed. Tuesday 13th, 12:30 to 2:00. Gladders, you have to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 I think it's quite irresponsible that you have both given me this information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 Russell Howard! ("A boss-eyed simpleton with the natural comic ability of a desk lamp. Probably a millionaire by now. Makes me sick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 The frustrating thing is that I can't find any footage or record at all of when Coe made these remarks about the Manchester bids to back up my points, but I definitely didn't imagine them - they were on the national news, the regional news a lot more and the Manchester Evening News wasn't happy. I don't like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fye Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but Stewart Lee was doing a bit in 2010 about how Howard was on a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 Russell Howard! ("A boss-eyed simpleton with the natural comic ability of a desk lamp. Probably a millionaire by now. Makes me sick." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but Stewart Lee was doing a bit in 2010 about how Howard was on a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 (edited) I had a feeling you were a fellow member of the Lee-bummers tribe on here, but I thought it was worth making mention of anyway. It makes him (EDIT: Howard) even more bile-worthy. Edited November 4, 2012 by opcws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted November 4, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 4, 2012 Each to their own. I think Stewart Lee's tremendous, but I wouldn't bum him. Really don't see how him finding comic material in Russell Howard's ridiculous earnings is bile-worthy though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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