Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 5, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions within the Twatlist are just that; views and opinions. No views within the Twatlist are my own. I love everybody. Especially celebrities    8 Adrian Chiles (2011 ranking: 19. Up 11)     What's he famous for? Television presenting type stuff.   And you think he's a twat because... "Chiles just kills football viewing for me," complains Arch Stanton (voted #1). "[Chiles] has a face for radio and a voice not suitable for any media. I know it Edited November 5, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 5, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) So, we'll make our way into the top 5 tomorrow, but apart from the 7 twats yet to be revealed in the countdown, there are a further 55 who did not make the list. 55! Here are 30 of them. The other 25 will appear tomorrow, before Twatlist entrant number 5, leaving the way clear for twats 4 to 1 on Wednesday and Thursday! Â Â Â Â Tyson Fury! Â Kenny Dalglish! Â Joss Whedon! Â George Lucas! Â Pitbull! Â Â Â Mark Lawrenson! Â Â ("A wretched, wrinkly flaccid penis of a man. It Edited November 5, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 ("Whoever his father is I wish he'd stuck it in his lover's mouth instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 Marlon King shouldn't be allowed to play football. Â Glad Boris got some more votes, he's a cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 I don't dislike him at all, but I'd really love to see the writeup for Joss Whedon.  Mark Lawrenson! ("A wretched, wrinkly flaccid penis of a man. It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 Boris is actually like that guys. Seriously. It's not a clever conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 Duke is Boris's number one fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 Duke is Boris's number one fan. Just to be clear, I'm not saying he's not a twat (I don't think he is, but hey ho) but having worked for the man I find this whole "It's impossible to be a tory and likeable so he MUST be making it up" stuff to be ridiculous. If he's a twat, judge him by his real twattyness, not something you suspect might be true but have no actual reason to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Hang on a second. I've been away from my computer for the weekend so I only just realised Philip Schofield and Kelvin Mackenzie, both on my lists will not be appearing in the official list? Â Come on people, first you have a man with the personality of a scrotum flannel and a guy who printed horrible horrible lies about a genuine tragedy and won't apologise, in fact he keeps claiming he's a fucking victim! He didn't die. His child didn't die. And there memory wasn't tarnished by tabloid before they're body was cold. Victim my pock marked and ridiculously hairy arse! Â Rant over. Now back to your official thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 I don't dislike him at all, but I'd really love to see the writeup for Joss Whedon. Â That might have been me but I may have let him off after enjoying The Cabin In The Woods. Honestly can't remember half of those I voted for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 5, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2012 I don't dislike him at all, but I'd really love to see the writeup for Joss Whedon. Â That might have been me but I may have let him off after enjoying The Cabin In The Woods. Honestly can't remember half of those I voted for. Â There was no write-up attached to the (sole) vote for Joss Whedon, so the reasons behind it shall forever be unknown. But I can say that Gladstone, it wasn't you who nominated him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Mike Castle Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 Philip Schofield He did Going Live and had Gorden The Gopher, he gets a free pass from me for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted November 5, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted November 5, 2012 9 Boris Johnson (New entry) Â Â And we're obliged to ask... does he have shit on the market? I doubt there's much. He is his own shit on the market. Â Vintage Spectator magazines? http://www.backboris2012.com/shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 5, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2012 (edited) Thanks Duke, I'll edit the entry and plonk a mention on. Edited November 5, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 6, 2012 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) The end is near... but still a magnificent seven of twats to go...      DISCLAIMER: All views and opinions within the Twatlist are just that; views and opinions. No views within the Twatlist are my own. I love everybody. Especially celebrities     7 Adele (New entry)     What's she famous for? Chasing pavements, setting fire to the rain, making people who are crap at singing think they'll be good at singing if they sing one of her songs.   And you think she's a twat because... "Fuck me with a four iron, she' Edited November 7, 2012 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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