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He must have thought it was something else. Unless Pokemon are part of the conspiracy. Maybe Team Rocket caused 9/11.

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My conspiracy theory...

 

SpacedNSpangled is former resident moron EmperorSeb. Notable for once writing a celebratory post as he came third in Dolt of the Year as that meant that he wasn't a Dolt as he didn't come first.

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Smart man, I'd prefer the term "Lemming" we all played the video games, need I say anymore?

That's great.

 

Can you now explain your 20,000 miles of wiring theory? Thanks.

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The twin towers expanded quite far underground, with parking and stuff. Would it not be a reasonable thought that the water all went down there?

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The demolition team that planted the explosives in the towers in the weeks leading up to 9/11 actually turned the taps off at the mains. They cashed in all the copper wiring that supplied the water at the New York scrapyard. There's a picture of how the scrapyard looks now in another thread on here.

 

Spangled, I don't want to tip you over the edge but did you know that not one lizard died in the attacks?

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The idea that 9/11 was caused by a Del-Boy doing a job selling dodgy copper wiring down the scrappy is my new favourite explanation. Apparently tinkers tarmacced the drive there that week too.

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The idea that 9/11 was caused by a Del-Boy doing a job selling dodgy copper wiring down the scrappy is my new favourite explanation. Apparently tinkers tarmacced the drive there that week too.

Haha. I heard Del Boy was having a swift half in the Nags and he sold some hooky aviation navigation systems to Denzel's mate who worked at Boeing.

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I reckon that if you hooked it up to some sort of super spool, and ripped all 20,000 miles of wiring out the building in one fell swoop, then that would probably bring the towers down (a bit like when Magneto pulled Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton out through his skin).

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The idea that 9/11 was caused by a Del-Boy doing a job selling dodgy copper wiring down the scrappy is my new favourite explanation. Apparently tinkers tarmacced the drive there that week too.

Haha. I heard Del Boy was having a swift half in the Nags and he sold some hooky aviation navigation systems to Denzel's mate who worked at Boeing.

 

 And then Trigger made a face?

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