CM Punk chat

[TheScarlettChad]

55 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

RVD seems pretty difficult to rattle as well.

I reckon he's got a inner rage. Hence why he smokes a lot of dope. To keep him zen and chill. 

[gmoney]

That's not really how it works.

[Hannibal Scorch]

Lolz

 

[d-d-d-dAz]

The idea of Owens/Punk makes me fizz with excitement. I reckon they could reach Eddie/Punk heights.

[Hannibal Scorch]

What type of material does Kevin Owen like his cups to be made from?

 

honestly if KO does start to feud with Punk, I’ll be calling Tony Khan a useless money mark before you know it.

[LaGoosh]

11 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

The idea of Owens/Punk makes me fizz with excitement. I reckon they could reach Eddie/Punk heights.

I think modern day Owens would absolutely scorch modern day Punk on the mic if it came down to it. It would be a massacre. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

2 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

I think modern day Owens would absolutely scorch modern day Punk on the mic if it came down to it. It would be a massacre. 

Well, my assumption is they'd work together.

Like ever, it'd be ruined if they turn out to be nerds who think anyone wins by trying to just humiliate or undermine the other.

[LaGoosh]

7 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

Well, my assumption is they'd work together.

Cena regularly absolutely destroyed his opponents on the mic. I just think Owens is operating on a higher level than Punk these days, throw in some genuine hatred from Owens and I can easily see him outperforming Punk.

[Chili]

If anyone can make Punk fuck up all his hard work not punching a colleague or losing his shit for real, it's Kevin Owens on the basis of being so good at his job he'll do by accident and consistency.

[Mr_Danger]

Christmas edition of Raw should be Punk being visited by three wrestlers. Drew can show him how great he can be when he’s on it in WWE, Seth can show him a highlight reel of shit zingers and pathetic punches then KO can show him him what Wrestlemania will look like if he continues his Seth feuding ways with Seth coming out at Mania playing a piano dressed as Liberace whilst Punk waits in the corner looking like a spice addled tramp. 
 

Cue to Punk waking up on Christmas Day looking out his window and shouting down to little Dom Mysterio, “You boy, what day is it?……. It’s not too late Mania is only 4 months away!” grabbing a chair and gleefully skipping through catering giving out Starbucks coupons and looking for KO.

[DavidB6937]

Please don't give them any more cinema ideas.

[LaGoosh]

4 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

skipping through the womens locker room giving out Starbucks coupons

Fixed.

[d-d-d-dAz]

I worry this thread is going to live long enough to see us become the tragic ones.

Punk's been back 18 months and by all accounts is having a lovely time, being bezzie mates with everyone and putting on great feuds and matches now he's fit again.

Besides looking shattered and having silly hair, his return has been a triumph.

This all ends with us buying Starbucks vouchers ourselves and mailing them to Punk saying 'please, just fuck up one more time' whilst him and all his new mates smile and say 'moveset'.

[LaGoosh]

1 minute ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I worry this thread is going to live long enough to see us become the tragic ones

That ship sailed years ago.

[Chili]

22 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

I worry this thread is going to live long enough to see us become the tragic ones.

Punk's been back 18 months and by all accounts is having a lovely time, being bezzie mates with everyone and putting on great feuds and matches now he's fit again.

Besides looking shattered and having silly hair, his return has been a triumph.

This all ends with us buying Starbucks vouchers ourselves and mailing them to Punk saying 'please, just fuck up one more time' whilst him and all his new mates smile and say 'moveset'.

Give over, most of it is mild piss taking of a very well off man with a fragile ego. His matches have been fun, his stories mostly ace, but he's still a cunt and I take joy in that because it's wrestling and it's all utter bollocks.