Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 11, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 11, 2022 39 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said: It’s a much nicer pub now. Still attracts the same sort of crowd when they want a change from the other spoons down the road. Not to get all Tinfoil hat about things, but, it’s a much nicer pub now, and Superbacon doesn’t work there anymore… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 11, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) I booked annual leave for the day after Wrestlemania 29. My mates ribboned me, as I turned down a few beers on the night as I wanted to stay fresh and see it through. They ripped the back out of me for using day’s annual leave for a load of pretend fighting. Constant piss-taking before, during and after they went out until they all finally went to bed. Margaret Thatcher died the next day and I went on the ale at 11am. They were all stuck in work and couldn’t join the celebrations. Edited March 11, 2022 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 11, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 11, 2022 10 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said: West Didsbury,obviously.Who wants to live with those oiks in East Didsbury. Even then West Didsbury is the poor man's Withington. Oiks??? Oiks??? Fuck you, council estate burnt out washing machine in the front garden Mo Fo. Get back to Benchill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 11, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 11, 2022 I'll have you know I'm living it up in the city centre apparently. And not just because they're trying to drive up rent/house prices/the reputation here in definitely not Ardwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 11, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 11, 2022 Burnage is not the City Centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 I saw a post on Twitter that I obviously can’t find now but it was an estate agency in Kent or Surrey or one of those Man Utd strongholds. Instead of putting “Sold” on the For Sale board, they’d put “Spoken For”. How very South Manchester, darling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 (edited) I'm in Urmston. Come on then. See you at The Tim Bobbin. SLAGS! Edited March 11, 2022 by Chili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, Chili said: I'm in Urmston. Come on then. See you at The Tim Bobbin. SLAGS! I love reading reviews for the Spread Eagle in Chorlton. They’re usually one star from hipsters calling it rough, or five stars from day drinkers calling it a proper pub so don’t bother coming here if you spend a hundred quid on a haircut. Proper good boozer though. They still have Crystal and Diamond on tap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 11, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 11, 2022 I've not lived in Sunny Burnage for 10 years. As I said I'm in the City Centre now, and definitely not Ardwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Chili said: I'm in Urmston. Come on then. See you at The Tim Bobbin. SLAGS! Charlie’s Chippy. You are blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted March 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mr Danger’s story of delivering letters to a couple called Emma and Dale make me laugh every time I think about it. I tell it every time I’m at the pub or meeting up with mates. The story evolves every time I tell it to the point where I now know Mr Danger personally, his names Mick and he’s got big sideburns. I’m not far off creating my own little sitcom in my head staring Mr Danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Every time I hear Peter Cetera singing "I am a man who will fight for your honour" I imagine he's singing to a judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2022 'Daddy Pig' was trending this morning on Twitter but not because of Peppa Pig related business, but more because a video of a gay porn star describing hmself as a daddy pig getting spitroasted had gone viral. His handle is @ArseBearXXX and I can't stop laughing at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted March 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2022 17 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: I booked annual leave for the day after Wrestlemania 29. My mates ribboned me, as I turned down a few beers on the night as I wanted to stay fresh and see it through. They ripped the back out of me for using day’s annual leave for a load of pretend fighting. Constant piss-taking before, during and after they went out until they all finally went to bed. Margaret Thatcher died the next day and I went on the ale at 11am. They were all stuck in work and couldn’t join the celebrations. I either couldn't or didn't watch it live, so went completely off-media the next morning while watching it. Finished around 2pm and went online to discover I was the last person in Britain to find out she was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted March 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2022 On 3/11/2022 at 8:45 AM, The British Bushwacker said: Watched a bloke gleefully kick a milk carton onto the road, right as a bus pulled into the stop, running over the carton and covering the bloke in the milk, it was marvellous i saw a bloke get accused to stealing a cooked chicken from Tesco a few years back. Once he realised the guard wasn't going to let him pass, he attempted to punt the chicken down the shop like a rugby ball. It didn't go far, but it was a brilliant visual. Highly amusing 🐓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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