Members SuperBacon Posted February 23, 2022 Members Posted February 23, 2022 Is this someone on here? Quote
Mr_Danger Posted February 23, 2022 Posted February 23, 2022 Arsed getting the toaster out from the cupboard everytime I need the toilet. Quote
Paid Members hallicks Posted February 23, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 23, 2022 “Put the toaster away”, what does that even fucking mean Quote
Keith Houchen Posted February 23, 2022 Posted February 23, 2022 Just now, hallicks said: “Put the toaster away”, what does that even fucking mean Putting the toaster away is an important job which consists of putting the toaster away. Quote
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 23, 2022 Moderators Posted February 23, 2022 Ive never once in my entire time upon this earth known anyone who puts the toaster away/gets it out. It has pride of price in permanent residence by the kettle for everyone,surely? Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 24, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 24, 2022 The toaster only comes out if the oven grill is broken. Can’t make cheese on toast in a toaster. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 24, 2022 Moderators Posted February 24, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, PowerButchi said: Ive never once in my entire time upon this earth known anyone who puts the toaster away/gets it out. It has pride of price in permanent residence by the kettle for everyone,surely? My toaster and kettle are always out of course because I'm not insane, but they don't live next to each other. Toaster is on the counter that has the bread bin and the butter tray, kettle is on a different counter next to the tap under the cupboard with the tea and sugar in it. If you don't use your toaster often enough to keep it out then you shouldn't have one; you should just use your grill. It's a convenience item with a singular purpose. Edited February 24, 2022 by Chest Rockwell Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 24, 2022 Posted February 24, 2022 8 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: The toaster only comes out if the oven grill is broken. Can’t make cheese on toast in a toaster. You would think that, but I know at least two people in my family who have unsuccessfully attempted it. One of which managed to cause smoke damage in their kitchen. This is the same lad who attempted to peel a carrot with one of these: Quote
Paid Members hallicks Posted February 24, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, Glenryck Pilchards said: You would think that, but I know at least two people in my family who have unsuccessfully attempted it. One of which managed to cause smoke damage in their kitchen. This is the same lad who attempted to peel a carrot with one of these: At my old job, someone put cheese into the toaster, which caused the smoke alarm to go off and we had to evacuate the building. Croque monsieur fail Quote
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 24, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 24, 2022 You can get toaster bags to pop a sandwich into and do a toastie in the toaster. Quote
King Coconut Posted February 24, 2022 Posted February 24, 2022 6 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said: You can get toaster bags to pop a sandwich into and do a toastie in the toaster. I bet they cost more than a sandwich toaster. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 24, 2022 Moderators Posted February 24, 2022 £2 on Amazon apparently, so no. I'm sure they're not as good as the real thing though as there's no pressing action. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 24, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 24, 2022 14 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: £2 on Amazon apparently, so no. I'm sure they're not as good as the real thing though as there's no pressing action. Guess it depends on the toaster. Mine squeezes a bit as you push the bread down. That said, I’ve used them before, years ago, and was fine but obviously not as a good as a sandwich maker or press. Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 24, 2022 Awards Moderator Posted February 24, 2022 Bread in the toaster, cheese in the microwave and a knife. All you need for a supervision-free cheese on. But nothing beats a Breville. The crispy corners and molten-hot centre were a staple of my Saturdays at my Nan’s in the 80s. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted February 24, 2022 Author Members Posted February 24, 2022 28 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: cheese in the microwave You need to Jimmy.gif yourself here. Quote
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