Toast, toasters, toasties and toasting. And microwaving for some reason.

[Mr_Danger]

I melt the cheese in the microwave and spread it on to toasted bread. You can fight me over this or you can get on with cleaning cheese and crumbs from your grill trays. 

[SuperBacon]

2 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

you can get on with cleaning cheese and crumbs from your grill trays. 

A small sacrifice I am willing to go through, so I can have proper CHEESE ON. 

[Frankie Crisp]

14 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I melt the cheese in the microwave and spread it on to toasted bread. You can fight me over this or you can get on with cleaning cheese and crumbs from your grill trays. 

Off-topic Poster of the Year 2022 secured.

[Chest Rockwell]

Can I ask a bit more about how that works? Do you make it in a bowl and then pour it on toast or what? I'm having real trouble just picturing the logistics of it because I've never seen what happens to cheddar in the microwave.

[Surf Digby]

16 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I melt the cheese in the microwave and spread it on to toasted bread. You can fight me over this or you can get on with cleaning cheese and crumbs from your grill trays. 

Your cheese safely melting into a globulous oily mess in the microwave, instead of being toasted until it forms a cratered orange-brown crust, staying under those flames as the edges turn black and it reaches the brink of ignition, betrays your username.

Shame.

Shaaaaaame.

[Frankie Crisp]

14 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Can I ask a bit more about how that works? Do you make it in a bowl and then pour it on toast or what? I'm having real trouble just picturing the logistics of it because I've never seen what happens to cheddar in the microwave.

Exactly that. If you’re using grated you put it in a bowl but if you have slabs of cheese (Edam’s the best for it), you can get away with a plate.

Make sure it’s not clumped or overlapping then just put it in the mic for 70-80 seconds. Comes out perfectly so you can just spread it on the toast.

[Kamaras-Tash]

Some absolute fucking deviants on here like, jesus

[Hannibal Scorch]

1 hour ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Exactly that. If you’re using grated you put it in a bowl but if you have slabs of cheese (Edam’s the best for it), you can get away with a plate.

Make sure it’s not clumped or overlapping then just put it in the mic for 70-80 seconds. Comes out perfectly so you can just spread it on the toast.

Just get some cheese spread if you want to spread cheese on your toast. You absolute monster.

[Frankie Crisp]

Because microwaved cheese is the worst thing I’ve shared on this forum.

[PowerButchi]

3 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Bread in the toaster, cheese in the microwave and a knife. All you need for a supervision-free cheese on.

 

Hark at Fondue Corkhill. 

[Keith Houchen]

Cheese is disgusting. Absolutely rank stuff. 

[PowerButchi]

29 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Cheese is disgusting. Absolutely rank stuff. 

The one time you get off the fence, and you fall the wrong side. 

[Keith Houchen]

I hope I didn’t get damaged. 

[quote the raven]

Which one of you glorious bastards suggested putting just buttered crumpets in the microwave for a few seconds? 
 

I remember it was posted about here a while ago. It’s now a stable part of my life and allows that buttery goodness to fully soak my crumpets. 
 

 

[Hannibal Scorch]

1 hour ago, quote the raven said:

Which one of you glorious bastards suggested putting just buttered crumpets in the microwave for a few seconds? 
 

I remember it was posted about here a while ago. It’s now a stable part of my life and allows that buttery goodness to fully soak my crumpets. 
 

 

What does microwaving do?