The Neil is an absolute bellend thread.

[King Coconut]

A thread in which we can discuss the many, many ways in which @neil has been an absolute bellend over the years. I remember the time he banned Guy Bifkin, who's been an absolute gem of a poster since they invented the internet. What a bellend.

[Keith Houchen]

Lower case n is a bellend move. 

[neil]

19 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

A thread in which we can discuss the many, many ways in which @neil has been an absolute bellend over the years. I remember the time he banned Guy Bifkin, who's been an absolute gem of a poster since they invented the internet. What a bellend.

You seem to be having a Christmas melt down. My WhatsApp is open mate.

[Kookoocachu]

U OK hun?

[Tommy!]

24 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

he banned Guy Bifkin,

Who banned gmoney at one time? I remember calls from the masses to review that one, and rightfully so as he's great.

[neil]

1 minute ago, Tommy! said:

Who banned gmoney at one time? I remember calls from the masses to review that one, and rightfully so as he's great.

Me

[Mr_Danger]

I’ll be having a word with his employer, Moo, to see if I can get him the sack. He’ll be gutted he used his real name as a username.

[Devon Malcolm]

I thought Bifkin was only suspended.

[Thunderplex]

Neil’s a bell end, but I wouldn’t say absolute bell end.  I can name at least one bigger bell end…..

[DavidB6937]

I got bellend in 2 guesses.

[Chest Rockwell]

2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I thought Bifkin was only suspended.

He was. But everyone uses 'banned' incorrectly to refer to suspensions as well. One for the minor annoyances thread for me!

[Keith Houchen]

30 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

He was. But everyone uses 'banned' incorrectly to refer to suspensions as well. One for the minor annoyances thread for me!

I’ll thank you not to gaslight Devon’s opinion. 

[Pork Pie]

I'll never forgive him for what he did to Les Dennis

[Frankie Crisp]

You’re really ballsing up my end of year awards’ spreadsheet here, lads.

[FailedPromoter]

2 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

Neil’s a bell end, but I wouldn’t say absolute bell end.  I can name at least one bigger bell end…..

Surely, in your eyes, it's got to be anyone that posts this photo?