The Neil is an absolute bellend thread.

[air_raid]

9 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

I’ll be having a word with his employer, Moo, to see if I can get him the sack. He’ll be gutted he used his real name as a username.

Yeah, he should have used a fake name like neil.

[bAzTNM#1]

neil is a good bloke. Never had any "bellend" encounters with him. Kinky.

Edited December 30, 2021 by bAzTNM#1

[Loki]

Aren't we all bellends, in the end?  We're ageing out on a defunct internet tech platform, talking about a fake sport we don't even really LIKE any more.  We've all hated and loved each other cyclically for 20 years without even meeting.

My knees hurt after exercise and I have to get up to pee 3 times a night.  I'm just glad @King Coconut, @Guy Bifkin and @neil are still alive and not been outed as rapists or sex offenders (yet).

[Mr_Danger]

5 hours ago, Loki said:

Aren't we all bellends, in the end?  We're ageing out on a defunct internet tech platform, talking about a fake sport we don't even really LIKE any more.  We've all hated and loved each other cyclically for 20 years without even meeting.

My knees hurt after exercise and I have to get up to pee 3 times a night.  I'm just glad @King Coconut, @Guy Bifkin and @neil are still alive and not been outed as rapists or sex offenders (yet).

More an indictment on the Loki Poki wiping technique than getting old I think.

[King Coconut]

5 hours ago, Loki said:

Aren't we all bellends, in the end?

In the cold light of day I do regret my first ever thread on this forum actually confirming that I'm a bellend.

[Max Power]

He suspended me because I got pissed the other Christmas and told someone to Fuck Off.

So he's probably not a bellend, that is me.

[Hannibal Scorch]

Neil is fine. Mike was always the worst member of The Young Ones.

[Keith Houchen]

Whoever banned Soapdish was the best mod. 

[Steve Justice]

Who's neil?