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16 minutes ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

The season after Seaman stopped being useful at Arsenal, they went on to be Invinsible. Hoping for the same with PunkStep.

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I can't stop laughing at the DVD just being titled "<x> Shagging". I can only imagine the conversation:

Bloke 1: what should we title these with?

Bloke 2: I dunno, whats going on in them?

Bloke 1: Shagging

Bloke 2: That'll do

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I had mine done in March and can get my jaffa status confirmed from next week onwards. 2 options for this. First is to arrange a specific time to drop off in the specimen jar provided. However you have to get it to them within 2 hours, which given I'm a 45 minute drive from the hospital with appalling parking seems a bit risky. Probably not as risky as the option of going there and providing it though based on those DVDs.

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3 hours ago, neil said:

I can't stop laughing at the DVD just being titled "<x> Shagging". I can only imagine the conversation:

Bloke 1: what should we title these with?

Bloke 2: I dunno, whats going on in them?

Bloke 1: Shagging

Bloke 2: That'll do

Reminds me of a sex shop in Sunderland we used to go in at college. Not to buy anything (25 quid for their VHS tapes), but to ask the shop assistent obnxious questions like "have you got the Barnsley season review of 1993-94, mate?" and other shite to make us think we're hilarious.

Anyway, there was this one VHS called "Foreign Cunts" with an Indian woman on the front. I'm hoping it was a porn film and not some racist propaganda.

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Sorry for bumping an old thread, but currently sitting with an ice pack on my plums post op. 

I was surprised how ok the whole thing was, with it all over in less than half an hour. Not hugely painful either. Although apparently as I have very sensitive pipes I now have to stay away from caffeine for 3 months to avoid potential residual side affects.

Pipes aside, what am I realistically looking at for a recovery time? A week-ish?

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