Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 Just the thought of getting it done makes my skin crawl. Having a lonely wank in a doctor's office beforehand makes it even worse. Like in all aspects of my life, I follow Tim Westwood's advice and wrap it up before I slap it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 11, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 14 hours ago, PunkStep said: and there's no way I'm starting a new thread for this! fuck sake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 It wasn't that bad to be honest. Pretty embarrassing and the injections in your testicles hurt like fuck but it wasn't quite the ordeal I expected. Mates have told me stories of being in bed for days afterwards but I walked 2 miles back to the train station and then went to footy training as normal on the night so no real bother. Didn't have to do any lonely wanking either. Sample comes later to check you're a jaffa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: It wasn't that bad to be honest. Pretty embarrassing and the injections in your testicles hurt like fuck but it wasn't quite the ordeal I expected. Mates have told me stories of being in bed for days afterwards but I walked 2 miles back to the train station and then went to footy training as normal on the night so no real bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: It can be reversed because, you know, plans change. Yeah, I'll probably not go through that kind of procedure twice. Even the thought of doing it once is enough to put me off my dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 When I had to give a sample they gave me a little pot to fill at home and it was a disaster. I tried it with my right hand, nothing. I tried it with my left hand, nothing. Then my girlfriend gave it a go and still nothing, so she called her mother to see if she could help. Still no good. Anyway after her dad tried we agreed we were never going to get the lid of the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I’m liking that but I want you to know I hate myself for doing so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 11, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 Rick is right, the procedure itself is fine. Seriously there was nothing to it. One of my nuts felt a bit weird for a few days (a bit like the aftermath of it being flicked), but nothing too bad at all. I couldn't cycle for a few days obviously. @SuperBaconI think your Big Dave reference whooshed David there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 I just don't think I can ever comprehend having needles jammed into your balls as "fine". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, PunkStep said: I think your Big Dave reference whooshed David there There's too many "Big Dave's" in wrestling to be doing that. Big Dave Meltzer? Big Dave Bautista? Big Dave Arquette? Big Dave Taylor? Big Dave Flair? Big Dave Hebner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: I just don't think I can ever comprehend having needles jammed into your balls as "fine". It's just a little prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 11, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 8 minutes ago, David said: There's too many "Big Dave's" in wrestling to be doing that. Big Dave Meltzer? Big Dave Bautista? Big Dave Arquette? Big Dave Taylor? Big Dave Flair? Big Dave Hebner? Big 'Tokyo Dome' Dave Meltzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Gus Mears said: I just don't think I can ever comprehend having needles jammed into your balls as "fine". It hurts like a bastard but just briefly. The worst part is when, if you're thick as fuck like me, you suddenly realise you've got a second one and they're going to inject that one too. There was a woman present for the whole of my op but I was so unable to look at her above the knee that it could have been my missus and I wouldn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) I had three people in the room when they did mine. There was a German doctor doing the injections and incisions who said I should find the procedure easy because I have tattoos, none of which I'll point out are on my ballsack. There was a female nurse helping him who really made the most of putting the iodine on my knackers and spent an uncomfortable amount of time flapping my shaft around whilst asking me about what I did for a living. The MVP was a nurse who literally stood by my right shoulder and tried to distract me from what was going on below the equator by asking me mundane things about my family. Also, the smell of bacon when they cauterise the incision stays with you for a while. Edited July 11, 2019 by cobra_gordo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted July 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) The season after Seaman stopped being useful at Arsenal, they went on to be Invinsible. Hoping for the same with PunkStep. Edited July 11, 2019 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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