All Tories Are Cunts thread

[JNLister]

Happy to help.

 

 

[JNLister]

Posted without comment.

[Keith Houchen]

May cropping out Truss is wonderfully shithouse. 

 

[JNLister]

 

[deathrey]

Ahh is see they trundled Truss out for shits and giggles .

[King Mal the Glorious]

Braverman has been sacked. Couldn't have happened to a bigger cunt.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I'm sure that the next cab off the rank will be equally as odious as Suella. Sunak will need another one like her to appease his own far right wing. 

Who has money on David Cameron making a comeback, because that's what it looks like is happening!

Edited November 13, 2023 by Lion_of_the_Midlands
Pig fucker news.

[deathrey]

She can go off and start a new wing of the BNP now. Though they may not be hard-line enough for her. 

[WyattSheepMask]

1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

 

Who has money on David Cameron making a comeback, because that's what it looks like is happening!

A minutes applause to be held at Aston Villa’s/West Ham’s next match

[Loki]

I strongly suspect the Times article was designed to get her sacked so she can be a martyr for the right of the party, and therefore putting her at the front of the queue for next Leader Of The Opposition.

 

Edit: Cameron is a smart choice.  Former Leader, somewhat detached from domestic policy, not going to be constantly on leadership manoueuvres.  He's also a fairly amiable chap and won't go round pissing people off like Johnson.
 

Edited November 13, 2023 by Loki

[FLips]

It’s bad but our government has been so horrendous for so long now that hearing David Cameron was back made my brain go “oh he wasn’t too bad” for just a split second until I gave it a wobble.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

A sneaky way of making Cameron a Lord. A year as Foreign Secretary and the rest of his life on the upper chamber gravy train. Snout firmly back in the trough. 

[Jazzy G]

Lock up your pigs. 

[SuperBacon]

A reminder that the "David Cameron fucked a pig" night on Twitter was one of the all time greats, before that website went to shit.

Halcyon days.

[The Gaffer]

I always crack up thinking of a journalist asking Charlie Brooker "Did you know about this when you wrote the Black Mirror episode?" to which he replied "If I knew David Cameron fucked a pig I wouldn't have written a TV show, I'd have been out shouting it at traffic."