All Tories Are Cunts thread

[RedRooster]

This is from an article Dorries wrote for the Daily Mail. A huge congratulations to whoever told her that, for presumably doing so while keeping a straight face. 

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2023/10/26/prominent-conservative-mp-arrested-suspicion-of-rape/

 

Another week another scumbag Tory MP is exposed 

[Keith Houchen]

Pete. Can you at least give a brief synopsis of your links going forward. I don’t want to give the torygraph a click to find out who. Cheers!

[tiger_rick]

It doesn't say who. Says Surrey Police and a man in his 60s though so that suggests 

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Chris Grayling, Crispin Blunt or Jonathan Lord.

 

[Hannibal Scorch]

7 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Pete. Can you at least give a brief synopsis of your links going forward. I don’t want to give the torygraph a click to find out who. Cheers!

The synopsis is in the link. 

[gmoney]

1 minute ago, tiger_rick said:

It doesn't say who. Says Surrey Police and a man in his 60s though so that suggests 

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Chris Grayling, Crispin Blunt or Jonathan Lord.

 

I can't say which of those three that I've heard accusations about in the past, I know I'm failing you guys. 

[Keith Houchen]

8 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

The synopsis is in the link. 

Perhaps “Unnamed Tory” might have helped, but thanks for clicking the link so I didn’t have to. 

[Hannibal Scorch]

18 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Perhaps “Unnamed Tory” might have helped, but thanks for clicking the link so I didn’t have to. 

If it was a named Tory, it would have been in a link, however I believe thatdue to a law change in 2016, MP’s are immediately granted anonymity upon arrest.

 

and it’s Crispin Blunt.

[Jazzy G]

He's confirmed it himself, hasn't he? 

[Hugh Thesz]

According to Sky News Crispin Blunt has admitted to the arrest.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/senior-tory-mp-arrested-on-suspicion-of-rape-and-possession-of-controlled-substances-12993261

[SuperBacon]

More like Crispin Cunt amiright??????

[Keith Houchen]

31 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

If it was a named Tory, it would have been in a link

And yet if you click the link, it names him. What’s the problem with asking Pete for a bit of clarification when he posts a link? Did you see the one in the footy thread? There’s no way of knowing what that’s about  don’t know why you’re making an issue of this. 

[Chest Rockwell]

Yep. It's a long standing forum policy for a reason. Say what you're posting don't just spam shite. 

[Keith Houchen]

On 10/17/2023 at 10:36 AM, Keith Houchen said:

What with this and his comments on Israel, Crispin Blunt is Todays Good Tory. 

Well, that went well. 

[Hannibal Scorch]

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

And yet if you click the link, it names him. What’s the problem with asking Pete for a bit of clarification when he posts a link? Did you see the one in the footy thread? There’s no way of knowing what that’s about  don’t know why you’re making an issue of this. 

TBF to Pete when he posted the link the article was senior Tory arrested on rape charge. It was only later when Crispin Blunt outed himself the article was updated.