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Before he became a homocidal, genocidal, suicidal wrestler, Sabu worked at Ace Hardware in Michigan. Part of his job involved selling press tables to prospective customers. His famous line at the time was "You'll break before it does!" How ironic that seemed when he himself was breaking tables for a living!

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MVP's run in the mid nineties as a baseball playing wrestler was so bad he literally went away for 10 years spending over $300,000 on plastic surgery and skin pigmentation altering procedures before he would return to the company.

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They were going to bring in Duncan Ferguson in 1995 as "The World's Most Dangerous Man", but then he got done and sent to prison, so they put it on hold until they could get second-choice Ken Shamrock instead.

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