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8 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said:

Probably needed to free up storage space. 

They had plenty of that available since they secretly recorded over the classic movies Ted Turner owned and which air on TCM. Gone with the Wind is in two parts as it has a WCW Saturday Night episode recorded halfway through it and they had to edit it out before sending the WCW tapes to Vince. 

Speaking of movie tie ins with wrestling, Johnny 5 was going to rescue Sting instead of Robocop. But Johnny wanted a bigger cut of the live gate & 20% of the PPV revenue. Plus and this was the real deal breaker, they didn't get clearance for "Who's Johnny" as his theme. 

 

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When he was in his senior year of high school, the Sandman was fingering a girl on her parents' couch while they were away. Things escalated and he ended up pleasuring her with a cucumber. Unexpectedly, the girls' parents came home early and insisted that Sandy stayed for dinner. To his initial horror, they used the very same cucumber as part of the salad to accompany the meatloaf. Tentative at first, Sandman now swears it was "the best fucking salad I ever had."

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Jimmy Ocean is really Paige's father

Alex Shane was ,at birth, one half of a pair of conjoined twins the other who , when separated, went on to a successful recording career as the lead singer of the Undertones

Johnny Saint and Mike Quackenbush after chain wrestling for a solid continual 45 mins received a standing ovation from the sold out crowd who chanted repeatedly 'This IS Wrestling'

Andre Baker hung himself after being contacted by the news of the world whom were about to expose his wrestling school as a front for a homosexual rent boy agency who supplied services to several major British Television names.

Doug Williams original nick names was to have been 'The Arachnarist' after his lifetime love of 8 legged creatures however the poster for his debut show was misprinted by deaf wrestling printer Russell Plumber

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1 hour ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

Ironically Alicia Fox is 20% Lupine and Alexander Wolfe is 35% Vulpine.

 

And Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli is 30% ovine, and Randy "The Ram" Robinson" is 27% bovine.

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WWE uses a random name generator to come up with names for the NXT talent

Tony Garea, under the order of the McMahon family, put a hit out on Dave Meltzer when he started writing the Wrestling Observer newsletter. 

WrestleMania will be ten hours long this year

Joey Styles was offered a 3 fight deal with the UFC when he knocked JBL out

Dixie sold TNA to Anthem for three magic beans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Tony Hart was Stu Hart’s cousin

Mick Jagger was the original choice for the WCW to bring in for the storyline which later went to The Demon, but was deemed to fragile to bump.

Daniel Bryan is actually a meat fiend who eats 1lb of raw ground beef everyday

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Giant Gonzales was only 6’2” but they used forced perspective to make him look taller. Look closely at his matches and you’ll notice his strikes barely ever connect; that’s because his opponents are not small, but in fact are far away.

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