Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2018 Mr Hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 12, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 12, 2018 My piles are bad enough as it is. I'll take everyone thinking it over actually getting fucked right up to the lungs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Surely anyone that picks the first option is a wrong’un. Probably half this forum then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members GlennCullen Posted September 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2018 Needs a third option. Back yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted September 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2018 Just ruined my day that I didn’t click through to see “horsed by a bum” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2018 Fuck it. Pass me the KY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted September 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2018 Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 12, 2018 Several minutes of pain, or an eternity of being known as a horse bummer? Bend me over. Catherine the Great is still largely known for her equine escapades centuries later and she conquered a third of the globe. I'm not having my fleeting existence on this planet defined by people pointing at me and making neighing noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 14 hours ago, Gus Mears said: Several minutes of pain, or an eternity of being known as a horse bummer? Bend me over. Exactly. If you don't vote for horse cock then you're the toriest of the Torys and you probably voted extra hard for Brexit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 13, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 13, 2018 Sounds to me like you're so insecure you'd rather be fucked by a horse than have people think less of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonmist Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I picked the latter, I don't think it would lower most people's opinion of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Do I get to choose the horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 If I choose to be bummed by the horse can I still tell everyone if I want to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 What if you choose the bummed by a horse option, then someone walked in the barn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 14 hours ago, Gus Mears said: Several minutes of pain, or an eternity of being known as a horse bummer? Bend me over. Catherine the Great is still largely known for her equine escapades centuries later and she conquered a third of the globe. I'm not having my fleeting existence on this planet defined by people pointing at me and making neighing noises. Hasn't that largely been debunked as French propaganda against her, though?   I'd rather people think it than I die of a perforated colon, I guess. That said, I wonder how that guy Bumgull is getting on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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