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Several minutes of pain, or an eternity of being known as a horse bummer? Bend me over.

Catherine the Great is still largely known for her equine escapades centuries later and she conquered a third of the globe. I'm not having my fleeting existence on this planet defined by people pointing at me and making neighing noises.

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I went into the chemist to get some bum spray the other day and the young lady behind the counter was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.  As if the embarrassment wasn't bad enough, to add insult to injury they didn't have it in stock so it was all for nowt.  With that in mind I'd rather not have to ask at the counter for any more bum products any time soon so I'll plump for the vicious rumour but unsullied ring.

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