Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 Way back in 6th form, me and my mates formed a 'band' where we made parody pop songs. Totally original idea that no one had done prior or has done since, we could be millionaires right now if we kept at it. Around the same time (the early-00s) as the internet was growing at a massive rate and everyone was using Limewire and Bearshare to illegally download songs and movies, there was a legend circulated around schools of this home video which depicted a man being bummed by a horse. It would be disguised as a different file so you wouldn't know you'd have it until you opened the file. You'd think you just downloaded Marilyn Manson's 'Tainted Love' but instead it would be this video. Story goes that the guy in the starring role died due to his injuries and there may be some truth to the tale but I've never bothered to investigate. Anyway, all that backstory is just there to explain the influence behind us taking the song 'I Am The One And Only' by Chesney Hawkes and turning it into 'I Am A Giant Pony', which was about a huge horse trying to break into the adult film business and killing his first client due to the size of his massive cock. Millionaires, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: Which horse do you want Joe? Galileo, Frankel, Deep Impact. I don't like the sound of Deep Impact in this context. In the case of actually getting bummed, are we to assume that we get away injury and disease free, and the only aftermath is mental? In the case of people just thinking it, do they think it was a proper relationship or just a one nighter? In this nation of animal lovers (not literal lovers in their case), I wouldn't want people thinking that I was just messing the horse around and using it for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 "Did you hear Surf Digby got bummed by a horse?" "Yeah, I just hope he didn't break its heart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 Exactly. I might be a bestial sexual deviant who can now shit out an entire meal in one movement, but at least I'm not a heartless cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Carbomb said: Not to mention it feels like he's created a new expression for something. "Even though the current WWE product is shit, I can't help but watch." "Ah, talk about being bummed by a dead horse." I never said the product was shit. The dead horse bumming has shamed me somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: I don't like the sound of Deep Impact in this context. Could have been worse, could have gone for Frankel's brother Bullet Train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 I don't know, the Japanese are smaller than us Europeans, and it would be over quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 13, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: I don't know, the Japanese are smaller than us Europeans, and it would be over quickly. But it would be travelling at 200mph. That will make your eyes water and no mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 And if it came late the driver would personally apologise to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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