Outstanding Names

[JNLister]

12-year-old in my area crowned national BMX champion.

Name: Senshu Flukes.

[Carbomb]

In the Miami Herald (there's also a video of the guy getting done by security floating around, but it's apparently hosted by the Daily Heil, so fuck that):

[Statto]

[Keith Houchen]

Oh it’s always a treat when @Statto posts in this thread!

[Statto]

Thank the wonderful world of collegiate athletics!

[Onyx2]

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/man-not-allowed-to-travel-overseas-as-surname-is-too-rude-for-passport/IEY3LX7WRVHB3FZHOH3B3UYP2M/

The plight of Fu-Kennard. 

The wind is taken out of it somewhat when you read he was called "Kenny Kennard" and changed it on purpose cos he's a proper giggle, right lads? 

[SaitoRyo]

 

[westlondonmist]

There is a guy at work, his first name is Hung Manh. He has an anglicised name, so fortunately he isn't called that in the office.  

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

 

Unfortunate

[SuperBacon]

Truly outstanding. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

If they put his whole name on the replica shirt then Luton would be the richest club in the world. Makes Jan Venegoor Of Hesselink look like a bargain.

[Carbomb]

Saw that a player who scored for Fleetwood Town today is Phoenix MacLaren Patterson.

[Devon Malcolm]

Oh come on.

 

[SuperBacon]

Well thats Punksteps new nickname sewn up.

[Devon Malcolm]

Here's a Neville Neville contender.