Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 24, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 4/5/2018 at 6:10 AM, rockbus said: CM Ponk- CM Punk returns only for Vince to gain revenge by saddling him with an In The Night Garden gimmick, complete with entering the arena on a massive recreation of the Pinky Ponk. I'm glad this thread was bumped just so I could see this, brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSeaTiger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 The Underbaker.... notorious for always undercooking cakes, resulting in many a soggy bottom.... Foldberg....clinical when it comes to putting a neat seam in a pair of dress slacks. Cocozuna.....the former B Ware puts on 400lbs and eats Frankie.... Adam Hole....his love for himself finally results in him disappearing up his own arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted May 25, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2020 AC Styles - The cool persona is all down to the variety of air conditioning units he punts in his spare time to top up his downside during lockdown. Mane - The Big Red Monster has a tremendously ginger barnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted May 25, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 25, 2020 Jean Ambrose - wears Jean's as his ring gear and acts like a formless twat yet expects to be treated like a main avenger. All the while inexplicably marrying the delightful 3rd string announcer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 MDF - He's a bit stiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 27, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) Big Bose Man - Carries expensive speakers to the ring whilst wearing over priced headphones. Edited May 28, 2020 by Hannibal Scorch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 27, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2020 Kale - the Big Green Monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasingamymatt Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 My Kennedy - Mr Anderson brings a photo of JFK to the ring and uses it against the Cuban asassin or Rusev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted May 27, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 27, 2020 The Pundertaker - he’s been around for ages with a gimmick that should have died years ago. He keeps coming back with shit jokes which get worse and worse with every appearance. Played by @Carbomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 27, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2020 Lobbie Brookside - perpetually-wanking Scouser. Played by @Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Miy Yim - speaks in palindrome   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted May 27, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Carbomb said: Lobbie Brookside - perpetually-wanking Scouser. Played by @Frankie Crisp Jobbie Brookside - A big Scouse turd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiki Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Bobby Eton - the original HHH gimmick but for a great wrestler Wavey Boy Smith - tassles and dreads but is now contractually obliged to be wasted regularly The 128 Kid - smashes folk with a ZX Spectrum + 2 when the ref got his back turned?? Drink the Clown - Shit name but I'm thinking Krusty  Sorry, this thread is gold but I had to try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Ravey- Former homeless grunger takes his first E and gets in to happy hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 28, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 28, 2020 Haven - the holiday camp mascot version of Raven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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