Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 4, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2018 Inspired by @Ambulance Chaser‘s “Honky Tank Man” typo in the RAW thread. Can you give a wrestler a brand new gimmick just by changing one letter in their name? Couple of poor examples: Wor Lord - from menacing power of pain to the head of the Greggs empire, this Geordie aristocrat gimmick is sure to win over the U.K. market. JML - Bradshaw overhauls his character to become that guy you never thought you needed until you see him on TV and think ‘I have to have that in my life’. An enhancement talent who does the jobs you don’t want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetofthedeed Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The Ruck - Dwayne Johnson discovers his love for rugby. Sulk Hogan - Terry doesn't have creative contol, and he ain't happy. Heath stater - an updated version of just Joe, goes around stirring shit, but he's just "stating the obvious" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 I love Wor Lord. Some big fucker gan doon thi Bigg Market and busting heads. Brut Hart - The Excellessence of Man. Dresses in dark green and white, ripping off Martel's gimmick by spraying his opponents in the face with an atomiser filled with the stuff. Triple I - Kurt Angle becomes obsessed with stealing Triple H's life and starts pretending to be him, a la Kanyon/DDP. But he's so egotistical, he can't quite bring himself to completely drop his own personality all the way. Cue some very dangerous moments when he tries to bust out a hybrid Pedigree/Angle Slam move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 HGH. ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! but this time all use of human growth hormone is perfectly acceptable. Bubba Gay Dudley. Not wrestling the Briscoe Brothers any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foalie Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Irwin B. Shyster (IBS) - Shits on his opponents. First post in ten years, cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP RULZ Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 METH ROLLINS - Seth becomes obsessed with Breaking Bad and becomes the WWEs Walter White as a side job to his Wrestling activities CD PUNK - Comes to the ring handing out old Punk Rock CDs to the audience and offers discounts to his opponents like he is at an old car boot sale, 5 for £1 if they lay down and take the loss to him BOLDUST - Wanders around the back during segments backstage offering Bold predictions to the rest of the roster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 The Rapo Man. "What's mine, is yours" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Dolph Giggler - Goes around laughing his tits off like Rustie Lee Michael PT Hayes - Bad-ass gym instructor who eats a Scotch Egg from his bum bag whilst he is barking out orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Tito Sun’tana - loves the beds. Edited April 4, 2018 by Kaz Hayashi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourtyTwo Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The Ultimate Worrier - gets concerned about anything and everything that goes on, and constantly loses matches because he's busy looking over his shoulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Kill Ospreay. A man who really hates all avian life. Feuds with Koko B Ware, The Red Rooster and Raven. Jim Cornetto. Manages El Hijo Del Ice Cream, Ice Cream Jr and Officer Magnum in Chikara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Big Boss Ban - isn’t allowed to enter rumbles, discussion of such things is prohibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The Undertaken: A man infuriated by people passing him in the left hand lane takes out his anger in the ring. Pichael Cole: Conjoined twin of Michael Cole. Presents a cooking show in an adjacent studio to Raw which airs live at the same time. Has a bitter relationship with his brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, poetofthedeed said: Heath stater - an updated version of just Joe, goes around stirring shit, but he's just "stating the obvious" With his new sidekick Spud, a/k/a Heath's Tater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Carbomb said: Triple I - Kurt Angle becomes obsessed with stealing Triple H's life and starts pretending to be him, a la Kanyon/DDP. But he's so egotistical, he can't quite bring himself to completely drop his own personality all the way. Cue some very dangerous moments when he tries to bust out a hybrid Pedigree/Angle Slam move. My god, this is spectacular. I can see him in a gloriously fake wig and beard like during his post-Bic-job angle, wearing too many layers of leather and denim, and forgetting himself in his finish, going for the Angle Slam then bailing out, apologising to everyone, and hitting the Pedigree instead. Marvellous stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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