Keith Houchen Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Curry Wan - Will never eat a Chicken Tikka Masala because they're the most popular thing on the menu. Â Will go for an obscure dish but will say it was better and more authentic when he had it in a 6 seater cafe that nobody else has heard of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodwrestling Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Big Bed Machine - Kane returns in his latest gimmick change, where he makes solid oak beds in a production line fashion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Typhood - always eating the finest cuisine from Bangkok Tommy'd Ream 'Er - found stroking his kendo stick during women's matches "The Model" Rick Mattel - an actual model wrestler, with 26 points of articulation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members eugenespeed Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Now Jack. Former Gangsta turned 80s dance craze enthusiast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 You don't have to change his name at all if you're referring to that dance, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Mustang Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 This is epic. Puns and wrestling, can’t think of anything better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockbus Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 CM Ponk- CM Punk returns only for Vince to gain revenge by saddling him with an In The Night Garden gimmick, complete with entering the arena on a massive recreation of the Pinky Ponk. Scott Hull- Scott Hall starts talking with really flat vowels and wears a City Of Culture volunteers jacket to the ring. Liesel- The Von Trapp family gain a new sibling in the shape of Kevin Nash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Glazier - always wants to put his opponent through a sheet of glass. Guff Bagwell - did someone say fart gimmick? Norman Soiley - in a jobber to the stars type role, he is never able to "win the big one", which coincides with his tendency to poo his pants a bit during losing efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 39 minutes ago, hallicks said: Glazier - always wants to put his opponent through a sheet of glass.  Superb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 5, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2018 19 hours ago, Killjoy_Gee said: Mince McMahon - I can’t think of a story.... The power walk gets a significant revamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FailedPromoter Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 Public Enema - ECW's partying tag team delve deeper in to the extreme. Rim Powers - @Scott Malbranque's hero. The Hung Dragons - Natural fit for their true leader, Jimmy Wang. The Young Cucks - Having taken inspiration from the Woods/Maddox dynamic, the Cucks find new use for their YouTube channel. Razor Damon - Hill swaps the monotonous punditry of F1 for a stint in the ring. Brush - Always using sweeping takedowns on opponents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 Lince McMahon - turns out Mr. Dorado was Vince's illegitimate love child after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 Headbanger Mash – Headbutts spuds. Headbanger Thrush - Has very itchy and scaly lips and chin due to his penchant for putting his head where he really shouldn't.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 5, 2018 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2018 The Pasty Boys - now billed as hailing from Cornwall, Jerry and Brian are well up for some tasty treats. The Tart Foundation - the main rivals of the Pasty Boys, headed up by Jam Neidhart.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2018 Jew Jack - baddest mensch in the 'chood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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