Paid Members air_raid Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Ball Goldberg - musclebound WCW legend becomes a perfect sphere, with predictably hilarious results. Square David Taylor - former Blueblood becomes a perfect cube, with predictably hilarious results. Kone - Undertaker's brother becomes.... you're way ahead of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Jerry The King Bawler - no one cries their eyes out better than he does. John Cent - adopts his cousin Fiddy's surname to relaunch his rap career. Jake The Stake - Gangrel's most feared adversary. Rolph Ziggler - say what you want, but at least he can draw now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Minder Mahal - bodyguard to a dodgy businessman. Writes his own entrance theme toon, sings the theme toon. Tinder Mahal - chooses all his opponents by swiping left or right. Edited April 4, 2018 by Carbomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 BOWEN HART No description needed  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikesItOrallyNormally Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 IDS - Taking out benefits cheats one by one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 21 minutes ago, air_raid said: Ball Goldberg - musclebound WCW legend becomes a perfect sphere, with predictably hilarious results. The Sphere could be his finish. Square David Taylor - former Blueblood becomes a perfect cube, with predictably hilarious results. And they could team as the Squared Circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Hayabusi  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DootDootDoot Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, HarmonicGenerator said: The Moz - 'The Awesome One' trades in Hollywood for Manchester, suddenly becomes mizerable and instructs the Universe that meat is murder. Baron Corbyn - In yet another shocking story, the Daily Mail reveals that Labour leader Jezza has an illegitimate son. A lone wolf, who goes around beating people up. Britain won't stand for this! Kinder Mahal - an egg starts to turn up in arenas.It is mysterious. Nobody knows what's inside. It hangs around for months, then, one day, it begins to break open. What could be inside? It's a smaller plastic egg. But what's in that? Oh. It's him. Disappointing. My favourites so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoote Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Fantango - Arrives, glowing orange, inflatable pimp hands (think of the merch sales). Uses the orange mist as a finisher. Â Lada - Takes the Ravishing Russian to it's climax. Â Rennie Young - Flatulant, uncomfortable, firebreathing... Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 The Million Collar Man. After losing his fortune Ted Dibiase is forced back into the ring to fund his obsession with Polo Shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Virgin - Playing the gimmick of obsessed smart mark Internet fan, constantly drops insider references during promos and refers to his legion of followers as "Dem wans"Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Gerry Saturn - it's Perry Saturn but wearing a Gerry Francis wig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Samoa Moe: After taking a bump to the head Joe get's amnesia and opens a Tavern in Springfield serving Duff and Swedish import beer Düff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 Butch Reid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted April 4, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Headbanger Tosh - Mosh decides he's too old to be pissing around with Heavy Metal, so grows a tash, puts on a suit and starts acting like an early 90's British TV detective... Bram Wyatt - Bray emerges from the Lake of Reincarnation as "Bram Wyatt", who's gimmick is that he gets a new multi year deal every week... Edited April 4, 2018 by Cod Eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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