Jamie Oliver

[WyattSheepMask]

1 minute ago, FelatioLips said:

Feel bad for him really, he has a good aim but goes about it like a prat. He's fighting a losing battle anyway telling parents how to feed their kids, but I suppose having something like 1/3 of 7-11 year olds being obese is fine too. Good on the parents for standing their ground.

The Travis Bickle of the culinary world

[Devon Malcolm]

2 hours ago, FelatioLips said:

He's fighting a losing battle anyway telling parents how to feed their kids, but I suppose having something like 1/3 of 7-11 year olds being obese is fine too. Good on the parents for standing their ground.

You've missed the point at least twice in this post, maybe three times, a fine effort even by your standards.

[FLips]

15 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

You've missed the point at least twice in this post, maybe three times, a fine effort even by your standards.

Is it because he got Turkey Twizzlers banned?

[Thunderplex]

My favourite moment of him is in his American series.  He’s in the kitchen doing a bit of cooking, when all of a sudden he starts pretending to be black, singing a song in an incredible Jim Davidson Chalky voice.  Seemingly he has Somali blood somewhere down the line, so it’s ok cos he’s black innit.

Can’t find the original on YouTube, but here’s the dubbed Spanish version.  54 minutes 55 seconds in.

 

Edited May 10, 2018 by Thunderplex

[Devon Malcolm]

14 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

Can’t find the original on YouTube, but here’s the dubbed Spanish version.  54 minutes 55 seconds in.

You've had a mare here! Firstly it's definitely not Spanish, more like German, and secondly the video's only 47 minutes long!

[Thunderplex]

2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

You've had a mare here! Firstly it's definitely not Spanish, more like German, and secondly the video's only 47 minutes long!

Let’s settle on European, and it’s at the 44 minute 55 second mark.  Either way, you will thank me.  Just amazing.

[Astro Hollywood]

Harry Hill interview I saw posted somewhere else.

[Tommy!]

2 hours ago, Astro Hollywood said:

Harry Hill interview I saw posted somewhere else.

Page 1, Post 1 of this thread? 

[Astro Hollywood]

me right now

Edited May 12, 2018 by Astro Hollywood

[Mr_Danger]

Harry Hill makes my kids laugh, Oliver took Benard Matthews from them. I know which side I'm on. 

[Keith Houchen]

I read that he has fallen out of the Sunday Times Rich List. I'd rather he had fallen out of a window at the top of the Shard but that'll do.

[Gus Mears]

This only thing worse than this dribbling cunt slowly ruining everything is the slathering politicians enabling him. 

Why? Why must you take every crumb of comfort from this dismal existence? It's all well and good living in a mansion and having unlimited expendable income. What about the rest of us, who just want to get shitfaced and eat 2 extra large pizzas while crying every Sunday?

Edited May 16, 2018 by Gus Mears

[Astro Hollywood]

Saw this on Twitter and thought "that is a good point which I will co-opt as my own"

 

[BomberPat]

I was just coming here to share that exact same Tweet. Pretty much sums him up perfectly.

[Devon Malcolm]

He's an indefensible, disgusting cunt. If anyone was in any doubt that he doesn't care in the slightest about the improverished in this country then surely there can be no doubt now.