Agatha Christie's Paige discussion.

[Philjax]

To be fair, now i think about it there's probs loads of people who don't mix the two but to be a complete teetotal but also go out and ONLY do drugs seems weird.

 

Anyway looking at Eva's incredible physique it's probably some fat burner that's outlawed because of a rogue ingredient.

[PowerButchi]

Or she's on steds. It's not unknown for fitness models to use them

[King Pitcos]

I think (might have been a Total Divas storyline) Eva was an alcoholic or drug addict when she was younger, and doesn't do any of it now? If that's true, it would've been something performance or physique enhancing.

[DraxSpago]

Is there nothing in the wellness policy that let's you off if you're fit as fuck? If not there should be

[Trout Stain]

They should let Del Rio loose on the WWE Universe when he is geared up. Either that or give him a shit load of mandy. Maybe then be wouldn't be such a boring bastard.

[PowerButchi]

 

This is going to be a fun one.

[Dirty Eddie]

 

This is going to be a fun one.

 

 

Isn't kicking off publicly about a wellness violation the quickest way to get fired?

 

That would be a huge waste, she's Gold on Smackdown at the minute. The distinguished voice-over for her entrance is genius.

[LCJ]

Meanwhile, Brock Lesnar who seems exempt from WWE drug testing is set to make even more money for himself by being booked in a match at Summerslam this Sunday #doublestandards

Edited August 19, 2016 by LCJ

[hallicks]

Is there nothing in the wellness policy that let's you off if you're fit as fuck? If not there should be

But then they'd need to find another loophole for Eva Marie, so what's the point?

[Gordon_The_Gopher]

Meanwhile, Brock Lesnar who seems exempt from WWE drug testing is set to make even more money for himself by being booked in a match at Summerslam this Sunday #doublestandards

Part-timers are exempt from wellness policy. WWE released a statement to that effect shortly after his UFC busting

[Slapnut]

With the Lesnar non-suspension, isn't it just the fact that he hasn't failed a WWE-run drug test and that whatever he failed for isn't banned under their wellness policy?

Edited August 19, 2016 by Slapnut

[ColinBollocks]

Nah, they pretty much said part timers are exempt from testing. Basically it means Triple H, The Rock, Lesnar, Taker (you know, the big stars) can take what they want when they want, they're too big for that shit. Wouldn't surprise me now if Cena has managed to get some exemption too, as he's bloody John Cena.

 

The Wellness thing was and will remain a PR move. Vince even said as much a few years back.

Edited August 19, 2016 by ColinBollocks

[d-d-d-dAz]

Their argument was basically 'we're not a real sport, we don't test to ensure fairness in competition, we test to ensure our employees are healthy in later life (see: we don't want them to kill their families) and part-timers aren't our employees. We couldn't give a fuck what they do in their spare time.'

 

I sort of saw the wisdom in that.

Edited August 19, 2016 by d-d-d-dAz

[Loligan]

Fair enough that really.

[Grecian]

Their argument was basically 'we're not a real sport, we don't test to ensure fairness in competition, we test to ensure our Independent Contractors who we refuse to acknowledge are employees to save money are healthy in later life (see: we don't want them to kill their families) and part-timers aren't our employees. We couldn't give a fuck what they do in their spare time.'

 

I sort of saw the wisdom in that.

 

Edited for correctness.