Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2017 I haven't a clue mate, story understandably doesn't go into the detail Ā http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/crime/update-two-peterborough-men-arrested-after-video-of-man-sexually-abusing-dog-appears-online-1-7760894 Ā 'Sexually abusing' is the actual phrase used, so I may have been elaborating for juvenile effect, or they could have actually bummed a dog. Vile pair of twats regardless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) I got a handwritten note from my gallbladder doctor today. I don't believe I've ever had a handwritten note for anything. Edited January 6, 2017 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I've probably been accepted onto a course worth 5000 quid for free courtesy of the good old Jobcentre. It even includes whisky tasting! What?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) Anything to do with the Tennents Brewery? Always offer well-recognised courses. Ā What does a doctor mean when he says "many, many gallstones"? How many are we talking about do you think? Average gallstones in a normal human body is 21. Nobody will give me a straight answer. I've tried phoning, emailing the guy, but he just repeats the "many, many". He did say I'd be in a "Horrible Position" in November 2017 if the gallbladder was still there, so that means I'm probably a dead man if it isn't out in ten months. I'm already turning more yellower he said in the last weekly appointment. Might stick me in if the yellow-ness becomes really bad. Fed up with being poked and prodded. Edited January 13, 2017 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 Why can't they just get you into hospital, slice you open and rip it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) Why can't they just get you into hospital, slice you open and rip it out? Ā Don't have a scooby. Say it needs taking out, yet nobody is doing anything. I literally could be dead in ten months and nobody is hurrying up. Ā ADDED: He said he needed to talk to a surgeon the last time I was there. Edited January 13, 2017 by bAzTNM#1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) I've gone on my own to the all you can eat global buffet for lunch. This does not make me a bad person. Edited January 13, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 Do you have about 4 plates and mix up all the different cuisines on each plate like some sort of fucking animal? Because I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) Ā Nah, I'm going down Asia town first. Ā Notice the healthy addition of spring onion. Edited January 13, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 13, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2017 Nice fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 there's a round the world buffet place in Birmingham where you can use that "too good to go" app so you can rock up at half ten at night (possibly after a few ales) and for Ā£3.50 fill one of those big takeaway cartons with whatever you chose. obviously it makes sense to just go for dry stuff like chicken wings, spring rolls, samosas but I did that then I got to the curry section... you can't walk past the curry section without putting a bit in your carton can you? I managed to stop myself adding theĀ lasagne from the next section to the mix but it meant thatĀ all my lovely chicken wings etcĀ were covered in chicken balti. I doubt I was very popular on the bus home that night, but I was pissed and had food so I didn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 13, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2017 I'd never heard of this app. What a great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) The pudding combo of champions. Healthy and appalling in equal measure. Edited January 13, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 I've gone on my own to the all you can eat global buffet for lunch. This does not make me a bad person. Ā Ā I fucking love these places. Jalfrazi with special fried rice in a tortilla? Yes please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted January 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 13, 2017 Is that a flying saucer sweet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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