Harry Wiseau Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Is Hannah Cockroft the one who wears Wonder Woman pants? She's ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted August 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) Watching closing ceremony. Only thought is... I bet there is some right shagging in that Olympic village. Must admit though it's partly because i saw the vids/pics of the Argentina womens hockey team going wild out there. Edited August 22, 2016 by Fox Piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I heard a story about one of the Olympic villages having some sewage "issues" because of the amount of used prophylactics being flushed away. This was a few years ago, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Can't believe I've missed another discussion. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted August 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2016 I heard a story about one of the Olympic villages having some sewage "issues" because of the amount of used prophylactics being flushed away. This was a few years ago, mind. Â That was London too. Think about that one. London's sewage system couldn't handle the amount of condoms flying down the system. Unbelievable. Must be some sort of group orgies going on there. I think about this too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Am I the only one who threw condoms in the bin then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) During one of my first times, the family came back while I had just finished the job. Managed to get my trousers on, but couldn't remove the sheath. Â I had to spend about three hours with a spunk ridden jimmy hat on my increasingly flaccid and cold cock before eventually reaching down and lobbing it in a bin by Avon Street Carpark to my eternal shame. Â Never attend a roast dinner with a condom on is my top tip for the day. Along with never attempt to go on a bus with a soiled condom. Edited August 22, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 22, 2016 (edited) There's nothing worse than looking down after sex and seeing a used condom clinging to your penis. Â Especially if you weren't wearing one when you started. Edited August 22, 2016 by Tommy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP RULZ Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 During one of my first times, the family came back while I had just finished the job. Managed to get my trousers on, but couldn't remove the sheath. Â I had to spend about three hours with a spunk ridden jimmy hat on my increasingly flaccid and cold cock before eventually reaching down and lobbing it in a bin by Avon Street Carpark to my eternal shame. Â Never attend a roast dinner with a condom on is my top tip for the day. Along with never attempt to go on a bus with a soiled condom. Â Couldn't you off Just excused yourself saying you needed the Toilet and removed it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 24, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) No bin in the bog and I wasn't running the risk of it not flushing and bobbing back up like a spunk filled shipwreck. Â I sure as shit wasn't lobbing it in my pocket for a few hours either. Edited August 24, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 24, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2016 Could you not have wrapped it in a shedload of tissue and stuck it in your pocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted August 24, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2016 Or swallowed it like a pervert drug mule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 24, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2016 I spunk like an out of control firehouse, so the pocket option was not going to happen unless I happened to have a Tupperware box conveniently placed in my back pocket. I'm not going to risk ruining my kecks from jizz stains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 24, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2016 Had you been thinking on your feet, Stavo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 24, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) Yeah, that was basically me, but with the condom on so you can see my conundrum. I'm no etiquette expert, but I assume it's still not di rigueur to start sploshing jizz around the family bathroom if it can be avoided. If you do the crime, you gotta do the time, and my time was a three course dinner with shrink wrapping on my wanger. Edited August 24, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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