Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 12 hours ago, John Matrix said: My joy was short-lived however, as it immediately became clear that what i'd actually clocked was a little excess towel draped over my back. You're a great man, Colonel. A great, wonderful man. If you take Ashwagandha, Maca, Red Ginseng and 50mg of Zinc a day (Take the first three only five days of the week as they're adaptogens) it makes your horn a bit more bulbous. I swear by the combo. I went to see John Digweed a month ago and when I went to the trough to have a widdle I didn't even have the dreaded pill willy (those who know, know). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted January 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 Irn Bru changing recipe considering I have a tattoo of them is bloody worrying if I don't like the new one. In less panicking about nothing news however I had a complete nosedive last night in which I ended up in hospital being assessed by mental health this morning. Had been keeping way too much bottled up and in turn actually made myself worse when it all finally fell apart. Should finally be getting help now. Am home safely at present and resting but realising just how messed my brain actually has become is terrifying. Genuinely thought I could control what was beginning to get me down again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Anyone got experience of living with their in-laws? The wife and I have been trying to save for a house deposit for a while now and have been getting nowhere so are moving in with her parents next weekend so that we can do some proper saving to get a deposit together. Now I get on with her parents but am already thinking that her mum is going to be quite annoying and overbearing (she's already started asking how much we plan to save each month and telling us how much she thinks we could/should save). So anyone else lived with their in laws before? If so, how was it? Did they give you your own time and space? Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 6, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 6, 2018 16 hours ago, Scott Malbranque said: If you take Ashwagandha So instead of morning wood, you get Zulu dawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 8, 2018 I am on route to having a resoundingly unproductive day. I've got BBC News on as I'm ostensibly covering the Cabinet reshuffle at work, although in reality I'm listening to The Persuaders theme song loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 On 05/01/2018 at 10:05 PM, Divorced Dad said: Anyone got experience of living with their in-laws? The wife and I have been trying to save for a house deposit for a while now and have been getting nowhere so are moving in with her parents next weekend so that we can do some proper saving to get a deposit together. Now I get on with her parents but am already thinking that her mum is going to be quite annoying and overbearing (she's already started asking how much we plan to save each month and telling us how much she thinks we could/should save). So anyone else lived with their in laws before? If so, how was it? Did they give you your own time and space? Etc. I live with my mother in law and father in law. My father in law is great and I don' really have anything negative to say about him, but my mother in law does rub me up the wrong way. The woman has terrible habits and is honestly one of the laziest people I've ever come across. We don't really speak much as I've pulled her up on things like putting unwashed utensils back in the cupboards because she can' be arsed to wash them, spending a small fortune on a daily basis on crap from the pound shop that just lies in the kitchen cupboards - the list could go on. I didn't really know my mother in law before moving in with her, I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing. My advice to you and your wife is to make sure you continue to pay die care and attention to your relationship cos having others around is a strain - you get little alone time. Me and husband try to go out and do something just the two of us at least once a week, even if you are trying to save money, you'll need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted January 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) DO WE HAVE NO HEROES LEFT.... On a scale of 1 - 10, how awful is it that I pissed myself when I read that? It's "your lot" that did me. Not because I champion his comments or love racists, just out of the sheer fucking mentalness that a) people still talk like that in this day and age and b) people with any sort of profile are stupid enough to fucking do so even if they think it Edited January 9, 2018 by John Matrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted January 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) Why were they using climbing frames? Was it just a kick-a-bout down the rec? Everything about that story is strange. They’ve made it look like he’s just shouting abuse at a couple of lads on a climbing frame while he hides behind a Mazda. Also, I’ve met Peter a few times, one of those times he forgot how to say hello and it just came out as ‘hrrrm’, so stringing sentences together is suspicious. Edited January 9, 2018 by Kaz Hayashi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2018 Any excuse to share this again: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted January 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 9, 2018 Superb! Such a natural in front of a camera. I'm going to binge watch all Phoenix From The Flames clips tonight now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Fuck sake, that's a great Athletico Mince skit gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 12, 2018 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) I spent most of yesterday chuckling at this prank caller to The Wright Stuff. Watch this short clip all the way through and marvel at it. Getting on twice in a row like that is the greatest achievement in prank call history. Pranks like this generally are the lowest form of wit, but the sheer pomposity of Wright, with his tawdry little show for morons, and utterly helpless rage ("Whoooa!") make this a classic. I particularly love the overly moralistic playing up of the caller's 'foul mouth', and the "Right. Right," like a teacher who can't control the class and just got another spitball to the back. Supposedly, Sharon Goodman/Goodmaid is this chap's ex-wife, and he repeatedly calls in, knowing she's watching, but that feels like an amusing fictional backstory to give the calls more colour. I imagine some tabloid would have tracked her down within 5 seconds if she were real. As you can tell from Wright's reaction above, he's been at it for a while, as evidenced by an earlier appearance back in November. There's so much to enjoy here. From the "I don't know what else we can do," to the idea he's robbing someone else of the chance to speak, on such topics as "Foxy Knoxy: Would Ya?" After this, I fell down a bit of a Wright Show prank call rabbithole, and came upon this. I can't stand the FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY meme, but the fact that it's this idiot, and he asks him to repeat it (and nobody cuts him off before he does!) is just incredible. As that first tweet has now been seen well over a million times, I imagine every other caller to The Wright Stuff will be commenting on that bitch Sharon Goodman until he really is taken off the air. Edited January 12, 2018 by Astro Hollywood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Holy fuck, @Astro Hollywood that is sensational. It's like a real life version of that White Van Man on Twitter called Keith who bangs on about his ex, Denise. It's so brilliantly targeted as well, and as you say, Wright's incredulity adds so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2018 Fancy blurting out someone's name like that in such a harmful way. On The Wright Stuff of all places! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 12, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2018 I really enjoyed the Sharon Goodman or Goodmaid bit more than I should. If it doesn't become a running gag like YouShoots Batistas cock I'll be so disappointed in this country. I'd love to see more people taking up the task of this, just for the look on his face when someone during a phone in on giving police guns says 'I don't think the police should be armed, but I would like to know Mathew's opinion of Sharon Goodman' before hanging up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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