Keith Houchen Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 I think Greggs is Pound Bakery for cunts. Â Beat that, readers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 19, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2017 Speaking of Greggs, I saw this online the other day and it cracked me up... What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Sweaty cheese and onion sarnies were and still are lovely. I've been rinsing Greggs as of late, just like that gull, there's a way to get free meals by repeatedly signing up to their app and using the code sc17 so I've bagged a fair few and handed them out when I'm around town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: I'd normally go to Burger King but there was a massive queue and I was starving. Also, I thought Pret was Pret for cunts. Fucking hate them. What are the breakfasts like at BK? Any funky shit I won't find at McDonald's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted September 19, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: What are the breakfasts like at BK? Any funky shit I won't find at McDonald's? Croissanwich (as mentioned all the time on Steve Austin's podcast). Not had one, even I have some limits  Edited September 19, 2017 by Nick Soapdish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 19, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 19, 2017 Then you sir are a pussy. The Croissanwich is a wonder of breakfast engineering.  The eggs, cheese, bacon, sausage, pastry and grease dance on your tounge.  Splash on a bit of HP, you’ll be in heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 29 minutes ago, Thunderplex said: Then you sir are a pussy. The Croissanwich is a wonder of breakfast engineering.  The eggs, cheese, bacon, sausage, pastry and grease dance on your tounge.  Splash on a bit of HP, you’ll be in heaven. I'll eat most things (I eat at the local Taco Bell a lot!) but that and the double down at KFC are no nos.  with that said, I'm going to Orlando for a weekend of Halloween Horror Night fun. Been dieting for 6 weeks just so I can eat all the Popeyes and Wendy's I can muster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 6 hours ago, Nick Soapdish said: I eat at the local Taco Bell a lot! Â By far the best thing about Basildon! I miss going there for lunch. That and the chippy outside right near the bus station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 49 minutes ago, PunkStep said: By far the best thing about Basildon! I miss going there for lunch. That and the chippy outside right near the bus station. That chippy be gone. Thankfully I now can try and keep Taco Bell in business. The chippy inside the shopping centre has also gone, so if any UKFF's want to open up a chippy in town, now is a good time to do so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 Well that's a shame, that chippy was lovely. The girls that worked there were such devoted Essex folk that whenever Olly Murs came on the radio they would stop working and break into a weird swing dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 3 hours ago, PunkStep said: The girls that worked there were such devoted Essex folk that whenever Olly Murs came on the radio they would stop working and break into a weird swing dance. Â I hope they're still unemployed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: I hope they're still unemployed. I wonder why me and Mr Malcolm clash so much. I think with this, and his Baby Driver comments, I know why. I also imagine him to look like this in real life Edited September 20, 2017 by Nick Soapdish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 What knob wants Olly Murs being sung at them when they're waiting for a chip barm? Or at any time, for that matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: What knob wants Olly Murs being sung at them when they're waiting for a chip barm? Or at any time, for that matter? Ok THAT I can get on board with.  Well, not the chip barm bit. Chip roll or butty down here sunshine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted September 20, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2017 It’s a barm.  I’ve eaten thousands so I should know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.55e5547a252a5ad1a05f197973025167.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.