dopper Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I watched the England game in my local last night. A mate joined me after the final whistle after I'd had enough drinks to realise I was affected by it but not full on drunk. So I thought I was my normal self, but after he giggled his way through a few minutes of conversation I asked what was so funny. He said I was talking REALLY loud. Normally I go out with my mates from the get-go so they don't notice as much as the night goes on. But a lot of times where somebody sober has joined us after a few drinks have already been drunk they have said the same thing to me. It's odd because I don't have any other regular symptoms of drunkness at this point, like slurring words or anything. Just the really loud talking. People can act in a variety of different ways when drunk. In my circle of friends we have Bamber who can go from being perfectly sober and coherent one minute to fast asleep at the flick of an eye. Math who can't stand still when drunk and just staggers from side to side even when leaning on the bar or table. Bronco gets randy and chats up the nearest group of girls regardless of who they may be. And Brayno who assumes everyone is suddenly looking at him funny and we have to spend the rest of the night convincing him not to fight everybody (he's only a mate of a mate, the kind of dick I don't really like hanging around with because it's too much hard work). So I ask the good people of the UKFF: what kind of drunk are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I'm better drunk than sober. My personality is unleashed where it might be more restrained sober. I know my limits, so I don't tend to be a state now. I'm sick easily - I'll go off, be sick in the toilets, and come back and continue. My mates know I've done it and take the piss. I'm funnier and a smooth conversationalist, whether serious or fun. Luckily I'm not an alcoholic considering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted March 28, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dopper, your mates sound like a team on Worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Felatio, that's fucking brilliant. Creased me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 28, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2015 I'll start with being super witty and confident after a few drinks then after a couple more I get a bit stupider than normal and stand wobbling about with either a stupid grin or a confused scowl depending on my mood. I'll really try to talk to people and be too drunk to be aware I'm shouting/not making sense/being annoying. Also rarely I can't stop crying and I occasionally fall asleep. I'm also ridiculously bad at knowing how drunk I am once I've started drinking, I think I'm fine and keep drinking til I pass out when a little restraint would be beneficial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I can go from silly, fun loving and energetic drunk to overly aggressive, violent dick at a drop of a hat. Which is why I don't drink any more. At least not socially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patiirc Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Bamber style of drunk, I will be fine like sober and then asleep, ocassionally may get wobbly but more than likely straight to snooze do not pass go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted March 28, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2015 I would love to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol, but I just get sleepier the more I drink. I’ve never been “blotto” or absolutely hammered, because I just wouldn’t be able to stay awake until then. Upside: I’ve never had to experience a hangover or threw up through drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanoTheGame Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I become even more charming, witty and funny than I already am. A fine drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbacon85 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I haven't touched a drop for 6 years. Don't trust myself. Was a horrendous drunk, aggressive violent, out of control. Just not worth it, as I could never stop at 1 or 2, and I was working in a big drink culture place, even bigger than now, which is weird as I now work in recruitment!!! I'm better off without, as are my family.last thing my kids need to see is me drunk and out of control. By the way, if you think you're a fun, hilarious funny person when drunk, you're bang wrong and no one else thinks that apart from you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 28, 2015 Moderators Share Posted March 28, 2015 I'm just really brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 28, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2015 I employ the homing pigeon approach to drinking. Indulge in too much of the sauce before 'going for a walk' and not remembering anything until waking up the following morning in the house with a sore head and knackered legs. I'm a lovely drunk though and never get punchy. The extent of my obnoxiousness is generally singing the Soviet national anthem as loudly as possible or having stirring renditions of National Express in the style of Tom Waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted March 28, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2015 Dopper, your mates sound like a team on Worms. Amazing! I'm alright with a few beers inside me, but if I go too far I'm a really boring drunk. I just go really quiet, stop functioning almost. Like the Walking Dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted March 28, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2015 I just find being drunk amplifies whatever mood I was already in. If I go out angry at something, I'll really go into myself and sulk. If I go out in a buoyant mood, then I'll find something funny in everything and go giggly. If I'm depressed about something... well, I'll usually be sensible enough to not drink much in a sad state of mind, because it goes very very badly. I know my limits, so I don't tend to be a state now. I'm sick easily - I'll go off, be sick in the toilets, and come back and continue. Sure sounds like you know your limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 A constant one. To the point where I've started a rehabilitation program after admitting I'm an alk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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