Merzbow Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 It's probably a needle dicked masculinity thing, thinks he needs to make up for his lack of manhood by showing off even if it goes against what being a heel is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) They're just going to throw all the cruisers in the ring at the same time aren't they? Â Probable spoiler for next week: Six Man Tag Edited September 20, 2016 by TildeGuy~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Owens and Rusev just stood about, practically with their arms out to catch Rollins just looked terrible, like two chunky fireman trying to catch a cat falling out of a tree.  Cruisers looked good, Jericho is always ace and, as I've said before, I could watch Strowman smack folk about all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted September 20, 2016 Author Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) I thought that cruiser match was terrible. Â Dickie Goose was annoying as fuck, and looked about as convincing a wrestler as I do. Kendrick looked like he'd been taking all the crack and I can't even remember the other two that well. Edited September 20, 2016 by d-d-d-dAz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Feel a bit disappointed they're going straight to Perkins and Kendrick, without allowing time for Kendrick's "last chance" desperation character to get over on Raw. Not sure I'd do it because the sympathy is so strong towards him, but there's potential to the idea of Brian earning the shot the day after the PPV and having weeks to go on a hot streak, get over with those video packages how badly he wants and NEEDS to win this title, and then fucking TJ with a heel turn and becoming the most obnoxious dick possible as champion. The division is going to need a heel soon enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 At least Strowman got to pin Sin Cara this week. If there's one guy on the roster who doesn't need protecting with a count out loss is Sin fucking Cara, who in quite sure could disappear tomorrow and no-one would notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2016 Big E is coin, should they choose to give him a proper go. He was remarkably good on his debut, given his lack of experience, but seems to develop all the time. He looks like a proper wrestler too, which is a plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I wouldn't mind New Day even if it was just Big E & Kofi as a tag team, it's Woods who needs to fuck off. Just leave him the back playing his Game Boy for his shitty YouTube channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted September 20, 2016 Author Share Posted September 20, 2016 Big E is coin, should they choose to give him a proper go. He was remarkably good on his debut, given his lack of experience, but seems to develop all the time. He looks like a proper wrestler too, which is a plus. On your pedals, he's built like a little teapot. Short and stout. With a face like Squidworth from SpongeBob SquarePants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2016 Dickie Goose I'm putting you in "JBL is poopy".  Feel a bit disappointed they're going straight to Perkins and Kendrick, without allowing time for Kendrick's "last chance" desperation character to get over on Raw. Not sure I'd do it because the sympathy is so strong towards him, but there's potential to the idea of Brian earning the shot the day after the PPV and having weeks to go on a hot streak, get over with those video packages how badly he wants and NEEDS to win this title, and then fucking TJ with a heel turn and becoming the most obnoxious dick possible as champion. The division is going to need a heel soon enough.... They can't do it. They've not got the will or the ability to tell the story. Kendrick is just another guy who wrestles now - and does a shit 30 second inset promo like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted September 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2016 (edited) Nae, sturdy and powerful is Big E, like Shyla Stylez got a Snipes baby. Edited September 20, 2016 by ColinBollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 At least Strowman got to pin Sin Cara this week. If there's one guy on the roster who doesn't need protecting with a count out loss is Sin fucking Cara, who in quite sure could disappear tomorrow and no-one would notice  I quite like the idea of Strowman just knocking folk out and fucking off for the ten count though. I reckon it'd make him look like an animal more than protecting the guy he's beating, especially if it's done in the middle of the ring. You've basically got this giant beardy bastard who's capable of putting someone down and them not being able to get back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackpot Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Jesus Christ, Foley was fucking useless wasn't he? And we see Seth going into Steph's "office", return from the break to just see them standing in the same spot that everybody else has stood in for the entire show. Is it really that difficult to put a camera inside a real room and make it look genuine?  Rollins and Rusev was a decent match but for no reason. Surely Seth should be chuffed with Rusev for not allowing his Universal Title match become a triple threat at Clash of Champions. And the count-out finish could be seen a mile off. Also that stage looks about as high as Ronnie Corbett's (RIP) knee high socks, while they're trying to sell it as dangerously high. It's another thing from days gone by, where a fall from the stage looked high - maybe not as high as JR would call it though.  Strowman and Sin Cara again. Great! It seems a bit funny that they're advertising Hispanic Heritage month, while having somebody of Hispanic Heritage getting the shit kicked out of them.  Women's tag match was the same old stuff involving the girls. I wouldn't be surprised if they put the title back on Sasha on Sunday and build her/Bayley up for Mania.  The crowd chanting "Let's go jobber" was probably the most entertaining thing of the Bo Dallas/jobber match. Quite possibly the most entertaining thing on the entire show that didn't involve Jericho. I was expecting his list to turn into a parody of his "1004 holds" promo. Instead it turned into a cluster fuck of tag teams. And the subsequent match was just as shit, unfortunately.  Cesaro won to set up a seventh and final match between him and Sheamus. Nobody was expecting that were they?  Cruiserweights were ok. Surprised, and somewhat disappointed, that they've got straight to Kendrick. You could tell that he was the only most of the crowd knew though, so that's probably the reason. Also, to not TJP there on the debut of the Cruiserweights, was just fucking daft in my opinion. He didn't need to wrestle but he, and the title, should have been there.  Cage match was another disappointment. Good enough match but the ending was an embarrassment. Owens lying there waiting for Reigns to jump over the top before getting out of the door, just too late of course. Then Rusev getting battered by a fella who has just gone through a gruelling cage match. And the Rollins jump from the top of the cage while Owens and Rusev stand around like a couple of spare parts at a wedding.  Really poor go-show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 20, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted September 20, 2016 I believe Mick Foley died about a decade ago, and he's been replaced by some homeless bloke claiming to be the former Cactus Jack. I look at Foley sometimes I cant believe he was ever a good promo. There's just nothing to him anymore. Yet he was amazing back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitsky's back acne Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 You are all on the list! You hear me? All of you are on the list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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