RoryFice Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Just seen this posted. I assume the last line has been added by the individual poster. Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY and tag 5-10 of your friends. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy. Worth trying Christmas is the time for hope ️xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 "a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy, and proving that anyone who falls for this clear piece of nonsense is an utter mong and needs culling" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted December 8, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) Just seen this posted. I assume the last line has been added by the individual poster. Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he is giving away $45 billion of Facebook stock. What you may not have heard is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY and tag 5-10 of your friends. At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day's posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy. Worth trying Christmas is the time for hope ️xx This just popped up on my timeline and I was coming here to post it. Worse still, the mong who posted it had received a comment, which I assumed would be someone telling him what an obvious scam it was. No. It was another one wishing him luck! Edited December 8, 2015 by Supremo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Kat Von D Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Leading on from recent Tinder discussion, I've basically just started using the app to take the piss rather than get laid. Here are a selection of conversations over past few days. Only just about fits into this thread but thought it was amusing enough to share http://thisisthemaxwellmurder.tumblr.com/post/135006445594 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 11, 2015 No. Just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 11, 2015 No. Just no. Quoting just to be safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DraxSpago Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Not that I believe in ghosts but why would I be arsed if they were next to my bed? Pair of sad twats aren't going to do anything, though I'm just short of a year younger than my missus so maybe they'll shed their ghost tears about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Leading on from recent Tinder discussion, I've basically just started using the app to take the piss rather than get laid. Here are a selection of conversations over past few days. Only just about fits into this thread but thought it was amusing enough to share http://thisisthemaxwellmurder.tumblr.com/post/135006445594 Umm, well done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted December 12, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 12, 2015 To be fair, I did laugh at the Tomb Raider one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Ashamed to admit that I used to share those chain mail texts back when I first got a mobile phone. I'm convincing myself they weren't as bad as that though. Although it did cost me 10p to resend them so in a way it might've been worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 My sister shares stuff like that far too much. Her phone bill kept rising each month earlier this year to the point it was about £50 a month. My parents pay her bill and they asked me to look through them and see if I could find the reason. Turns out she'd been texting those 5 digit numbers where you put your name next to a bloke's name and you'll get a reply telling you whether or not you're meant to be together. She's 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted December 24, 2015 Awards Moderator Share Posted December 24, 2015 Someone who I thought was better than this sort of thing has just posted this: Can't wait to see who the winners are Facebook Mark Zuckerberg is going to give away 4.5 million of his Facebook stock tonight at midnight 10% to people like you and me! All you have to do is copy and paste this to your page and post. Facebook is doing this to show what a powerful tool of connection it is !!! Can't wait to see who wins !!! This is not a hoax !!! It's on Good Morning America !!! #MarkZuckerberg Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted December 30, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 30, 2015 Apparently some reprobate has been trying to get in to houses on North Road, Darlington. I know this because the comments thread is practically a list of every one who lives on North Road now, publicly available for all to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCJ Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 No.Just no. The spelling and grammar is bad enough alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCJ Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 My sister shares stuff like that far too much. Her phone bill kept rising each month earlier this year to the point it was about £50 a month. My parents pay her bill and they asked me to look through them and see if I could find the reason. Turns out she'd been texting those 5 digit numbers where you put your name next to a bloke's name and you'll get a reply telling you whether or not you're meant to be together. She's 18. I think there should be a Government ban on those numbers. OK, you can argue that if people are naive enough to use them then they deserve to get fleeced. However, at the end of the day, a company is making a fortune out of the young, naive and vulnerable and it doesn't seem right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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