Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 She's the worst person in wrestling. A horrid fucker. She used to do this show called Afterbuzz TV with Maria Kanellis, Mike Bennett and some other goon, and every time one of them said something she bring the topic of conversation on herself. "I remember when me and the Rock did that segment ...", "I have an album out", "I went to dinner with Trish Stratus". Just a annoying bitch. Its no wonder she's shitting herself everytime Triple H gets the mic in fear of getting ribbed all the way to the glue factor. She seems like the type of person the thin skinned in WWE would torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 Good. If she's shit she's shit, and should get the Chimel treatment. She's a terrible MC. None of them there are great, truth be told. We need more old fellas in the role. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 21, 2012 Isn't she about 70 as well? Â And her singing is really fucking mediocre. I still remember her tepidly massacring "Do you know the way to San Jose?" on WWF TV in about 2000 or something. Whenever she falls over, or fucks up her announcements I beam with glee. I suppose Justin Roberts is the best of a bad bunch, even if the way he says John Cena hurts like Lexington Steele up the arse. Â Fuck it. Come back Mel Phillips, all is forgiven. Even the child bumming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 I love the way Justin Roberts announces "The Bitch-o!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buba3d Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 lol at cole having a dig then fucking up himself, he mentions something about last month then corrected himself by saying last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Windham Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 My reaction to main event.... Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosler28 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 poor lilian, sounds like a bad day at the office for her. Â bit predictable with what happened with cena and the big show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 Fell asleep before the show and woke up about 2am, so watched it on sky+. Â Enjoyed the battle royal. Was hoping for a Regal win as they seemed to be making a big deal out of Regal putting himself into the match but looking back, there wasnt really any doubt that it was going to be anyone other than Christian. Â Kept drifting in and out of consciesness so have a very hazy recollection of most of the event. I fell asleep before the Punk/D-Bry match and woke up after it had finished so will need to rewatch that. Â Did Cena really pour water down Big Johnnys trousers? I wasnt sure whether i had dreamt that or not. Big Show standing in the corner looking like he couldnt give a fuck what he had just done to Cena was quite good viewing. Â Also, loved Dolphs jacket and Im slightly gutted Camacho was fed to Ryback, i think he could be made into a good midcard feature if booked right. Plus, hes fucking Mengs son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 Fuck it. Come back Mel Phillips, all is forgiven. Even the child bumming. Â I thought Mel was into the toes of fully grown men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 21, 2012 Moderators Share Posted May 21, 2012 Nah, the toes of a 13 year old Tom Cole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 Fuck it. Come back Mel Phillips, all is forgiven. Even the child bumming. Â I thought Mel was into the toes of fully grown men? Â Old Mel was in to a bit of everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra1000 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Fell asleep before the show and woke up about 2am, so watched it on sky+. Â Enjoyed the battle royal. Was hoping for a Regal win as they seemed to be making a big deal out of Regal putting himself into the match but looking back, there wasnt really any doubt that it was going to be anyone other than Christian. Â Kept drifting in and out of consciesness so have a very hazy recollection of most of the event. I fell asleep before the Punk/D-Bry match and woke up after it had finished so will need to rewatch that. Â Did Cena really pour water down Big Johnnys trousers? I wasnt sure whether i had dreamt that or not. Big Show standing in the corner looking like he couldnt give a fuck what he had just done to Cena was quite good viewing. Â Also, loved Dolphs jacket and Im slightly gutted Camacho was fed to Ryback, i think he could be made into a good midcard feature if booked right. Plus, hes fucking Mengs son! Â Serious? I did not know that. Does Over The Limit mark the first time he's took his hat and glasses off? I thought he didn't look particularly Mexican... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick James Posted May 21, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 21, 2012 Had to go back and check as i started to doubt my knowledge but hes the former Donny Marlow from FCW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 22, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted May 22, 2012 A one match show Punk vs Bryan, the rest of the ppv was the usual WWE bs. Â Don't watch it then, you fucking cunt. I hope your house has dangerously faulty wiring. Â I quite enjoyed it. Battle Royal was crap. I didn't even know Tyson Kidd was still alive, so I learnt something. Â Tag match was great! Really enjoyed it and it was a good opener and hopefully it will become something of a mini-feud. Women's match was shite. I just want Beth Phoenix to FUCK OFF. I hate her. She is seriously one of the shittest things in wrestling right now, I can't think of one redeeming feature that she has. Nobody cares about your stupid little fucking crown either. Fuck off. Â I thought the four-way was a fantastic match, I'm really surprised that it hasn't had a better reaction. Superbly put together, brilliant last 5 minutes or so, and everyone looked pretty good. Quite why Sheamus needs another finisher, and one that is significantly shitter than his other two, is beyond me. Great to see Alberto getting a good reaction, too. He's a good lad. Â IC title match was boring, mainly due to Christian, who really does look as though he has some kind of wasting disease. Cody's never really going to get out of mid-table, which is a shame, and giving Christian the title doesn't do anything for him or the belt. Another uneventful Ryback squash and that stupid arms thing, although I liked him kicking Camacho's bike. Brodus Clay is now the most boring thing in WWE and I wish he'd piss off as well. Â Bryan v Punk was outshone by the 4-way for me. It's in danger already of being talked up by lapsed ROH fans as the match of the year, and it really wasn't. Don't listen to them. It was very good, but I'm sure they've had better on TV. Compare it to Punk v Cena 1 or Bryan v Sheamus from the last PPV, though, and it pales in comparison. Good, but already ridiculously overrated. I'm quite convinced Punk botched that tap-out at the end, too. Â Main event, meh. WWE has been good recently at avoiding the predictable storyline paths but obviously didn't care here. I actually enjoyed the commentary more, the lads were having a riot. Â One more thing, are we getting that blonde MILF with the two Cena supporting kids at all the PPVs now? I really do hope so/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSF Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Women's match was shite. I just want Beth Phoenix to FUCK OFF. I hate her. She is seriously one of the shittest things in wrestling right now, I can't think of one redeeming feature that she has. Nobody cares about your stupid little fucking crown either. Fuck off.Give it a look back and listen to the reaction from the crowd when she gets Layla up for the Glam Slam. Not a bad reaction for a Diva's match. She is probably the best Diva around at the minute, which I know isn't saying much, but all of her one on one PPV matches have been good over the last. She even got a decent match out of the girly Snuka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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