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WTF!!! Randy Orton is the 2nd most beautiful person in WWE history???

Just because you wouldn't shag him doesn't mean the rest of us wouldn't.

 

Well every hole and all that pal, but not sure anyone has ever described him as Beautiful before.

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WTF!!! Randy Orton is the 2nd most beautiful person in WWE history???

Just because you wouldn't shag him doesn't mean the rest of us wouldn't.

 

Well every hole and all that pal, but not sure anyone has ever described him as Beautiful before.

 

Search term - "randy orton beautiful"

 

About 5,020,000 results (0.17 seconds)

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WTF!!! Randy Orton is the 2nd most beautiful person in WWE history???

Just because you wouldn't shag him doesn't mean the rest of us wouldn't.

 

Well every hole and all that pal, but not sure anyone has ever described him as Beautiful before.

 

Search term - "randy orton beautiful"

 

About 5,020,000 results (0.17 seconds)

 

Yeah but I searched 'Ann Widdecombe sexy' (......what?) and it returned 1 200,000 results.

 

....I think the internet is broken.

 

But yeah, my girlfriend is randy for Randy as well. He's a tatted up Johnny Bravo.

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I still remember when Orton was on Sky Sports News, a few years ago. Georgie Thompson needed a mop after he left the room.

I don't think she's picky though, considering she's gone for munchkin Geordie hobbits before.

 

But Orton is well fancied by the women, and it's not hard to see why. Carries himself like a desireable casanova. The girl in our Swindon office fancies the pants off of him.

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