Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 You shit with your door wide open? Â Doesn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 I once saw a cat shitting in its owner's front garden, looking me dead in the eyes while it did it, without so much as a pause. Just kept squeezing it out. Any animal that can do that is one to fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 I once saw a cat shitting in its owner's front garden, looking me dead in the eyes while it did it, without so much as a pause. Just kept squeezing it out. Any animal that can do that is one to fear. Â For you to know that though it would mean you stood and stared at a cat dead in the eyes as it took a shit, without so much as a pause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 Â Cats and Dogs can fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 If there's no one else in the house, its almost essential to have a shit with the door wide open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 18, 2012 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 18, 2012 Here's the dog looking a little less well-dressed, but a little more dignified: Â Â However, the cat has been jealous of him getting all the attention, so he's taken a huff in the washing basket. Â Â Meanwhile, this is the cat who lives at work. During the summer when we're open to the public, he hangs about in the courtyards and encourages sales of the postcards and teatowels featuring his image: Â Â And during the winter he stays in the office instead: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 Maybe I've just lived with housemates too long, but the idea seems bizarre to me. Even if you're alone in the house, who's to say you still will be 3 minutes into a lovely shit? What do you do if someone comes in? Waddle over to the door with you pants around your ankles and a shitty arse, or let people see you having a shit. No, no, no this is all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 Â Cats and Dogs can fuck off. Â Your rats appeal to my pythons interests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 Maybe I've just lived with housemates too long, but the idea seems bizarre to me. Even if you're alone in the house, who's to say you still will be 3 minutes into a lovely shit? What do you do if someone comes in? Waddle over to the door with you pants around your ankles and a shitty arse, or let people see you having a shit. No, no, no this is all wrong. Â I'm with you on this - nonewithstanding that I live in a studio apartment, with a clear view of the toilet from the bedsitting room, I don't like the thought that the person I live with is going to be smelling my shit, which is frequently unbearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I reckon Steve shits with the door wide open, even when he's at work. No shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Halitosis Romantic Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 I reckon he's like the cat opcws encountered - he'll fix you with a glare, and invite comment on his mad bog positions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Our bathroom is so small it's impossible to shit with the door open. Both of our cats can open doors with pull down handles. So that's what she did. It's actually a good job I was on the toilet because she scared the life out of me when she did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I remember hearing that my oldest sister once killed a cat by slamming a toilet door shut on its head when it walked in on her on the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 There are a few pooch friendly pubs near me, the Horse And Jockey in Chorlton has beef flavoured beer for the dogs, as well as a line of "Bark snacks". I could see Barney and Rocky enjoying one in there!. Once I was going in there and this Labrador was trotting along ahead of us, then turned and went in. He got in just before us and quite a few people were saying "Hi Eddie", "Eddies here" and the like. It was like Cheers. I like it that a dog can go into a pub on his own and everyone knows his name.  My local is sound with dogs. First time I went in when some one had took one in there I did a double take not expecting to see a dog sat on a bar stool staring at the pork scratchings.  It's nice, makes the place feel more relaxed and pleasant some how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Up Chuck Posted January 18, 2012 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2012 I once saw a cat shitting in its owner's front garden, looking me dead in the eyes while it did it, without so much as a pause. Just kept squeezing it out. Any animal that can do that is one to fear. Â For you to know that though it would mean you stood and stared at a cat dead in the eyes as it took a shit, without so much as a pause. Â I was walking past, and wanted to see if it would break its stare. I feel like I was invading its privacy, and it just totally no-sold it. It chilled me to my core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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