Family Guy PMSL Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 'My theory is... Skinner likes dog food' - Bart when queried about why he's made balls of Dog Food for Skinner's 25th Anniversary Party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Â "I sentence you to KISS MY ASS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaaaaad! Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Can't believe our own user didn't say this one: Â Bart: Y'know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will CRACK at any minute. Â (Message passed down to the front...) Â Teacher: Skinner says the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher. Â Mrs Krabappel: Well, we'll show him! Especially for that 'purple monkey dishwasher' remark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Two from the episode that featured The Simpsons' best wrestling reference ("he's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!"): Â Â "You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Heeheehee!" Â - Â God...frey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers. Â Farmer: I keep tellin' ya, I just grow sorghum here. Â Reporter: And where are the hookers? Â Farmer: Round back... Whoops. Â - Â And two from another: Â "You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to... Ooh, I feel all funny... I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke" Â - Â "Can I come too?" Â Â "Aw" Edited October 4, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 'The Doctors may say it was a burst left ventricle, but I'll always know she died of a broken heart' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 '....And I for one welcome our new insect overlords' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 THE SWEDISH ARE COMING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2011 MENDOZAAAAAAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Read the other one. The none duck one. Â And of course: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 'Marge yours is truly a butt don't won't quit, they've got these chewy pretzels here murahdmdjdn~~~~~~~~~~dfkslmmkaadfwmsmd five dollars get outta here' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindGrrind Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 'When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.Marge: What's that?Homer: ...a Dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Grandpa: "JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) 'Hehehehe...Look at this country... *pointing to Uruguay on a globe* U R Gay''That's a paddlin' Edited October 4, 2011 by SteelEdge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickfan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 After Bart and Lisa have just dragged Milhouse being chased by an angry mob to safetyBART: Okay, Milhouse, throw the vine backMILHOUSE: Theres no time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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