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On 5/31/2018 at 12:04 PM, lightningxlock said:

Was she cool? She always comes across well in interviews and seems very level headed. She's into pretty cool music too, I think

Yeah she seemed nice enough. Stood next to her while waiting for a drink, so only had a polite back and forth for a minute tops. Didn’t seem stand off-ish or anything though, which I’d have expected considering the type of weirdos that have probably approached her in the past.

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10 hours ago, JNLister said:

The catalogue was a true gauge of where a boy was up to.  When it arrived, you dived straight to the toy section in the back, but as you got older, the first destination was the bra section, then the toys.  Bonus points if you saw a bit of nipple or see through.

Them were the days.  We worked for smut.

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I hope the robbers realise just how jizz is in there.

Crime in London seems to be spiralling out of control at the moment, surely someone could ask Theresa May to comment?

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This feels like the beginning of a rejected Saturday Night Takeaway plot.

"Last week, the adult world cried 'It's not fare!' when the Fake Taxi was carjacked."

"Hurhur - it's not the only jackin' that's been goin' on in tha-"

"And now tonight, we're on the edge of our seats at the theft of the Casting Couch!"

"Sofa so good for our mystery thief! But will he get his come-uppance?"

"Or she - could be a she."

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53 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Should have been Jeremy Whorebyn to be fair.  No nudey bits but NSFW, obs.

I'd have gone for Jeremy Throbbyn myself.

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Got to admire Nina Hartley. Just saw someone retweet a clip of her banging away at the ripe old age of 98, and I stood up and applauded towards my phone. She must be the Howard Finkle of grot. She's been around for so long, keeping her hand in (literally in some cases) that Hall of Fame awards just arent enough. Good on her. She has a good book to write, unless she's one of these "there was no such thing as an erect cock until I got in this business, brother" types.

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