Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted May 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Movies4Men"? They have all sorts of kinky sounding titles. "Indecent Behaviour" for one, yet edit it down to a 15 late at night. I do agree with you Fox Piss. It is a scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted May 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) The best Movies4Men mucky film title I saw recently was the marvellously named 'Nude Nuns With Big Guns'. Â I dont believe that happened. I was 16 when we got our On Digital card chipped. My hand is still in the form of a claw. Â Haha. Off topic but are you a fan of Frank Skinner's standup by any chance Ian? The claw and 'face like a pork scratching' are two phrases me and my brother have since nicked as well. Â Also, On Digital, there's a blast from the past. We got a dodgy card as well. Sky Sports and the Adult Channel on tap meant I didn't leave the house much in 2001. Edited May 4, 2014 by wandshogun09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2014 "Movies4Men"? They have all sorts of kinky sounding titles. "Indecent Behaviour" for one, yet edit it down to a 15 late at night. Â Ah, Shannon Tweed. My wrists, bloody hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Paul's Bin Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 (edited) I agree with the softcore it is better. Â I remember recording many documentaries on BBC2 and Channel 4 about porn which were watched more than I can remember back in the day. Men and Motors was a glorious thing, I remember having some sort of box where you could get the channel for free on it in around 2001 and I'd record something like Ultimate Warriors downstairs on VHS put the tape on long play and there would be plenty of softcore on afterwards. Goodtimes. Â Edit - On Digital? It may have been called that. Edited May 4, 2014 by Professor Paul's Bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Some of the Freeview channels show movies that sound like they'll be soft core, like "Indecent Submission" which will then turn out to be a tele movie about a woman's battle with depression following rape. Or "Unlawful Intercourse" which will be a mother's battle with her son's leukaemia or something. There should be a law against it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 5, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2014 What was the full lineup of softcore on Channel 5 back when it launched? I know there were a few, like red shoe diaries, but can't remember them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 5, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Haha. Off topic but are you a fan of Frank Skinner's standup by any chance Ian? The claw and 'face like a pork scratching' are two phrases me and my brother have since nicked as well. Of course! A fine line, I still use. Â I remember when we got chipped On Digital, the Box Office channels were free as well. I remember watching Big Moma's House about 5 times because it was free. I still have a video where I left the tape running and you can see I was switching channels from watching Dude Where's My Car on Box Office and Dr Neil Down Up Your Alley on TVX. Edited May 5, 2014 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fox Piss Posted May 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2014 What was the full lineup of softcore on Channel 5 back when it launched? I know there were a few, like red shoe diaries, but can't remember them all. Â I don't know if this was 1997 when it launched because i was 8 but on Thursdays it started with a porn review show. Â Fuck knows why. Hosted by a guy in a studio and normally had two guests. If i didn't bust a nut over that somehow i made it to a "Laid Bare" type show called Private Blue something. Not sure if they had a film on after that but the definitely did softcore films on a Friday night because i watched after RAW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted May 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Guy mentioned what he was doing at 23:59pm on the 31st December 1999. I was watching "Emmanuelle" on Channel 5. I remember when the bells hit Channel 5 strategically put the lezzie bit in the squash court on at the same time. Remember thinking that was pretty smart. I also remember it was on a few months after Channel 5 started. Just to wind up folks I bet. Â I remember recording many documentaries on BBC2 and Channel 4 about porn which were watched more than I can remember back in the day. I remember downloading a pack of "Dark Side of Porn" documentaries a few months back. Channel 4 showed them. I remember the "Curse of Debbie Does Dallas" one and "Real Story of Animal Farm" were particularly good. 60 minutes each of them. Â Wiki! Edited May 5, 2014 by bAzTNM#1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Some of the Freeview channels show movies that sound like they'll be soft core, like "Indecent Submission" which will then turn out to be a tele movie about a woman's battle with depression following rape. Or "Unlawful Intercourse" which will be a mother's battle with her son's leukaemia or something. There should be a law against it. It's a shame there's not more discussion about those bad TV movies. She Fought Alone starring Tiffani Amber Thiessen is a cracker. There was one with a mystery rapist in a neighbourhood, I think it was someone's husband who did it in the end but I've never been able to find the title to watch it. I know in one scene he locked his victim's young son in the bathroom by wedging a chair under the door handle. It's a trick I've tried to do probably a dozen times since then with brooms and things, for private poos in those houses that don't have a lock on the bathroom door. The trouble is so many of those films have the same hackneyed plots that tracking them down can prove impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 5, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 5, 2014 What was the full lineup of softcore on Channel 5 back when it launched? I know there were a few, like red shoe diaries, but can't remember them all. Â Five complemented RSD with Hotline and Compromising Situations as regards erotic drama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted May 6, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2014 my favorite soft core flick was a Tweed movie...well, i dunno about movie but it definitely had my favorite softcore scene in it, i'd even go as far to say it's probably my favorite porn scene of all time. Â It involved a guy playing basketball in his yard at night, he misplaces the ball and it rolls into some bushes, he goes to retrieve it and catches glimpse of Tweed fingering herself through a window, Tweed see's the boy and goes after him...the boy thinks he's in the shit but when she catches up she says something along the lines of 'if you want to watch, you just gotta ask' then she stuffs the boys hand down her snatch and gives him a bit bit of a going over. Â I have no idea what the movie was called, but i saw it a few times during my late night channel hopping days, it's incredible. The seduction aspect of it is intense. Â BOING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted May 6, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Some of Tweed's film are up on Youtube. Got "A Woman Scorned 2" currently DVD burning as I speak. Â ADDED: Scene Ebb is talking about might be from the first "Woman Scorned". Edited May 6, 2014 by bAzTNM#1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 6, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted May 6, 2014 my favorite soft core flick was a Tweed movie...well, i dunno about movie but it definitely had my favorite softcore scene in it, i'd even go as far to say it's probably my favorite porn scene of all time. Â It involved a guy playing basketball in his yard at night, he misplaces the ball and it rolls into some bushes, he goes to retrieve it and catches glimpse of Tweed fingering herself through a window, Tweed see's the boy and goes after him...the boy thinks he's in the shit but when she catches up she says something along the lines of 'if you want to watch, you just gotta ask' then she stuffs the boys hand down her snatch and gives him a bit bit of a going over. Â I have no idea what the movie was called, but i saw it a few times during my late night channel hopping days, it's incredible. The seduction aspect of it is intense. Â BOING! I'm fairly certain I've got the trailer for that on a VHS tape somewhere. It's stuck in my mind as it wasn't often you got full on jugs out scenes in trailers. I've got a feeling it's on Best of the Best 2, of all things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 6, 2014 Moderators Share Posted May 6, 2014 What was the full lineup of softcore on Channel 5 back when it launched? I know there were a few, like red shoe diaries, but can't remember them all. Â Five complemented RSD with Hotline and Compromising Situations as regards erotic drama. Oh yeah. Compromising Situations was fucking great. Need to find that shit on a torrent, but maybe it will be the Ghostwatch of erotica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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