TAFKA Family Guy PMSL Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 What's got two legs and bleeds? Â Half a Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Who's the coolest guy in a hospital? The Ultrasound guy. And who is the coolest when the Ultrasound guy is away?  The Hip Replacement dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted May 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 8, 2011 What's brown and rhymes with snoop? <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler Dr. Dre  [close spoiler] ");document.close(); Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 May have posted this in the other thread, but anyway: Â What's the difference between a Porsche and six hundred dead babies? Â I haven't got a Porsche in my garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted May 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 8, 2011 Said in a Northern accent: "I saw an ol' friend the other day and he told me he was getting married. I said you twit to who?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted May 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 8, 2011 My girlfriend put a note on the fridge to tell me she'd left me for a tractor salesman. Â I was pretty upset, i've never had a John Deere letter before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I have been trying to learn a new language for months now but the tablets just don't seem to be working  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolveswrestling Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 These super injuctions are getting a bit silly, playing cluedo last night, wanted to name prof plum as the murderer, got an email off him saying I can't even name him. Â Topical but poor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Why's Noddy got a bell on his hat?  <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler Because he's a cunt  [close spoiler] ");document.close(); Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted May 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2011 My grandad fought in World War II and had his tongue shot off. He never spoke about it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2011 If easily offended, turn back now.  What do you get if you put a dead baby in a blender?  <-- click on 'spoiler' to show/hide the spoiler  Can't speak for you, but I get an erection.   [close spoiler] ");document.close(); Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2011 The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted May 12, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2011 Here are some that I have made up:Â Â I've just bought a pack of Brownies at auction for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 12, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 12, 2011 Those made me laugh. I like a barrage of quick fire, simple and silly gags like that. One on its own does nothing for me, but a few in a row always get me chuckling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 A word of advice...don't eat midgets who have an IQ less than 100. It ain't big and it ain't clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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