The Miz Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It's far funnier if you fast forward 11 or 12 years, and go with bullets coming out in the two girl triplets wee, and the boy saying "I was having a wank and I shot the dog." Â IMHO. Â You are right Sir, that is how I originally heard it, just forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfoote Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!I think ladies and gents...we have a 9darter, 147 break, 109yd Interception return TD in overtime at the Superbowl, and a circumnavigation of the globe in a single post. Edit due to quote function being a cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotlightmagnet1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 My son came home today with 2 couches and an armchair. I was so angry, I told never to accept suites from strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'm a big fan of the Tim Vine silly one liners, and made a few myself  I used to hate the mornings, then it dawned on me  A mexican man was sectioned after going insane and stealing a train, no one knows why but you can bet it was a loco motive  A grizzly killed a man, did it with his bear hands  I used to live in the dark, then I saw the light  Bnag - thats bang out of order (read online)  I went to dinner with my shirt yesterday, he introduced me to his tie bride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 I like Tim Vine and those are no worse than Tim Vine's, well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 People who are offended by jokes about fake tan need to lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto  My girlfriend decided to leave me, she said I had no sense of direction. She just packed her bags and right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Foale Posted September 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 This next joke's dedicated to my Dad who was a roofer. So Dad, if you're up there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Windham Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I randomly thought up a Tim Vine style joke a while back, it made me laugh anyway  I went into a DIY store for some paint and they'd ran out so I started crying, I was feeling emulsional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!  Gute Pfeile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 I bought 80 bottles of Tipp-Ex on eBay yesterday. Big mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted September 16, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 16, 2011 I bought 80 bottles of Tipp-Ex on eBay yesterday. Big mistake. Fantastic. Â I saw a scarecrow trying to have a wank. He was clutching at straws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Gladstone, you invented tipp-ex, correct me if I'm wrong.  A few years ago I caught bird flu, I kept getting emotional and I couldnt drive properly.  Forgetting what you was just about to say is... whats the word?  Found my first grey pube today, shame it was in my greggs sandwich  My tv left me, what a bastard he's supposed to be my PAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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