Paid Members Up Chuck Posted September 18, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 18, 2011 From a guy I follow on Twitter, the other day: Â An Irish rock singing deer traumatised by the Vietnam war is shot and becomes the future of law enforcement in 'Robobonorambobambi'. Â He's always coming out with stuff like that. He's ncguk if any Twitterers want to give him a follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebra Kid Mark Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 A man goes to the Doctors to have a health check.  The doctor says  "I'm sorry but I have to diagnose you as clinically obese."  the man is furious and says  "What!! I want a second opinion!!!  The doctor responds  "Ok....you're ugly as well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockbus Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 The barman says "sorry, we don't serve your kind in here". Â A Neutrino walks into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted September 24, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2011 The doctor tells him patient "I'm afraid you have cancer and alzheimers" Â The patient replies "well, at least its not cancer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelEdge Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 The barman says "sorry, we don't serve your kind in here". A Neutrino walks into a bar.  Geeky jokes FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 24, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 24, 2011 Geeky jokes FTW! Â A man in a bar tells Argon a joke, but Argon doesn't react. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrington Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I always knew Magnesium would be a success, he was always so bright. Â A Doctor has to go and tell a man his leg will have to be amputated. "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" "Gimme the bad news first" "The bad news is we're going to have to amputate your leg, I'm sorry theres nothing else we can do" "Oh god, no, well whats the good news?" "I'VE WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2011 I've just had a scary experience with a yoghurt drink. Serves me right for dabbling in the Yakult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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