Paid Members Burchill's Buddy Posted September 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 14, 2011 Fourth for Loki in the paranormal thread, like I said at the time, fucking excellent, argument ending (for now) post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'll fifth the Loki post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 It pisses me off how few takeaways there are nowadays without that stupid Halal sign on the front. I think they should have to have a sign on the counter explaining exactly what happens in Halal slaughter. Â The symbol isn't even in English. How can that be legal? Either a genius piece of irony and comment on Islamophobia or a really thick cunt. Given his post history, I'm going for the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 14, 2011 MULTICULTURAL LOVE - A POEM BY KEITH HOUCHEN A Muslim girl asked me to fuck her, "My dear" I said "I shall" She looked concerned when seeing my meat, "Don't worry, it's Halal" In her mouth I did cum, after giving her snatch a slam "That's a tale that maybe you shouldn't tell the Imam"  In a pub was chatting up a cutie, who told me she's a Jew "I know it's close to Sabbath so a quickie will have to do" We went into the bogs and I nailed her on the floor "There's something to atone for, when it's Yom Kippur"  A lovely dusky beauty told me she was Sikh I opened up my jeans and let her have a peek She rode my massive cock, as if it was a Harley Big boy Keith really lit up her Diwali  fin  Keith Houchen, Poet Laureate of the UKFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 14, 2011 If that doesn't get that thread in Gold, nothing will. Secon-fucking-ded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 14, 2011 Thirded. Beautiful from Houchen, Wordsworth-esque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 14, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 14, 2011 Houchen is on fire. I wish he was off work sick more:-  so far whats everyone thoughts on fifa 12 and pro evo demo and which one is better ? write back  Who the fuck are you? Violet Berlin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 14, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 14, 2011 I can't nominate the 10 Minute Comics, so this cracking post from Woyzeck in the Returning/Banned Members thread will do in their place: Â "She turned out to be a bloke named Graham" is basically the internet summed up in a single sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Seconded Houchen's absolute belter as nominated by Gladstone up there. Would love to just quote that to save some words but the FUCKING QUOTING IS SHIT NOW so it took this hamfisted explanation instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 15, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 15, 2011 Chalk up another one for Houchen. Proof that the pen is mightier than the sword, although I hear he's equally adept with either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted September 15, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 15, 2011 Seconded Houchen's absolute belter as nominated by Gladstone up there. Would love to just quote that to save some words but the FUCKING QUOTING IS SHIT NOW so it took this hamfisted explanation instead. You're bang out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 16, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 16, 2011 On a side note, did anyone else try to re-enact SpiderMan as a kid by attempting to climb their bedroom wall with blue-tack stuck to their fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Seconded Houchen's absolute belter as nominated by Gladstone up there. Would love to just quote that to save some words but the FUCKING QUOTING IS SHIT NOW so it took this hamfisted explanation instead. You're bang out. Â Hooray! You're alright, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 17, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 17, 2011 neil's a man of the people these days. We've melted his icy heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 He has a secret hankering for a leather jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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