Paid Members Lefty Posted August 26, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2011 Thirded. A million times thirded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Fouthed. Damien chuckling along is the best bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 26, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'll 5th that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 26, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2011 6th. First time I've seen it, brilliant. You can shove paintshop pro up your vag, there really is nothing funnier than a half-arsed effort on paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 1, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 1, 2011 From the Mick Foley Stand-Up thread:- Â It's like a minstrel show of old. He plays a character called Bump n' Eat in blackface, does a bit of singing, tells some stories about the cotton farms and fall on his arse. There's a massive Papier-m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 6, 2011 What about The British Empire where we invaded and murdered and stole other countries for all the work we did against the Nazi's once up on a time we were no better. I am truly embarrassed about that past of the British past.  Can anyone really say that's a past to be proud of or it wasn't a disgusting part of our history what should never of happened.  Don't let it bother you, it happened 200 years before you were born. It sound as if you have to defiantly hold back the tears every time you pass a black person in the street.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 7, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 7, 2011 From the poetry thread:  I Think I've Caught The Gay I wake up in the morning, and jump into the shower I have a wife next to me, but for some reason I cannot plough her Instead I go to the kitchen, log onto Spankwire all randy Skip past the hardcore bukkake, and go straight to the trannys  I frantically pull down my pants, and pull the stomach out of myself To the sight of a dude named Carmen, tugging at her balls and breasts A gaping hole, I'm on a roll, my calves begin to tense I blow my muck, I'm out of luck, my sexuality's on the fence  I make my wife some breakfast, and bring it to her in bed I'm having a moment of guilt, I should have doused it on her chest instead I get myself ready for work, and prepare myself for the day, Because I then use two face creams, I reckon I've caught the gay  True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jaffa Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Seconded. Â Malbranque is a true artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Thirded. Branquey is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Move over Byron. Â Fouthed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 7, 2011 Author Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 Yeh, that was superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2011 6th. Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted September 7, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 7, 2011 From the same thread, these were my two favourites  tonga fifita worked as prince tonga and meng my haku haiku  It's brilliant on at least two levels. Top marks. And  Kimbo Slice, Your beard is nice.  I was once given a poetry anthology called 'Short and Sweet', which consisted entirely of very short poems. This one is better than 90% of those poems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted September 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2011 I'll 7th Branquey's mad poetry skills. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted September 8, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2011 The entire poetry thread has to end up in gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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