Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2019 (edited) The West Indies have called up my new favourite cricketer to the test squad. Rahkeem Cornwall, who is set to become the largest athlete in test cricket history, at 7 foot tall and over 500 pounds. Edited August 10, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2019 I have heard a story today of some top shithousery in the Lincolnshire cricket team. 2 of the Lincolnshire players were playing against each other in a club game when one brought the umpires attention to the bowling action of the other. That one was reported to the ECB and is now suspended from bowling until video analysis of his action has been completed. Top class shithousery there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted August 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Gus Mears said: The West Indies have called up my new favourite cricketer to the test squad. Rahkeem Cornwall, who is set to become the largest athlete in test cricket history, at 7 foot tall and over 500 pounds. 7ft 500 pounds. Why hasn't Vince been on the blower... Seriously though he can't be over 6'7 comparing him to when he was standing next to other players  I have seen him in the CPL and he is decent . If I remember correctly they said he average over 30 in 50 over cricket with the bat as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted August 15, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) Don't worry, no comment on the test. đŹ Just Greg James posting the Aggers, McGrath and Strauss video from yesterday and an unlikely response.   Edited August 15, 2019 by tiger_rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 15, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 15, 2019 Brittle as fuck batting again today. Jason Roy demonstrated the problems of the whole batting order in 3 balls. At least YJB got a few runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 SHIT THE FUCKING BED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 25, 2019 Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2019 Cricket is THE BEST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 Fucking Nora. That's one of the best innings I've ever seen. To do it after bowling a million overs too. Series on. Best summer of cricket since 05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 25, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 I honestly cannot take another one like that, it will definitely put me in a coma next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 As much as Stokes won that game the Aussies cost themselves that game. That last review was fucking dreadful, and then with no reviews left Stokes was plumb LBW and not given. Take nothing away from Stokes though that was magnificent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 Jack Boycott with a study in digging in at no.11 that everyone else below Buttler in the order could do with watching. Anderson and Smith back next test too. Can't wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 25, 2019 Moderators Share Posted August 25, 2019 Who moves out for Anderson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, PowerButchi said: Who moves out for Anderson? I reckon Woakes. Root doesn't seen to back him with the big overs at the minute and Aussies seem able to rough him up when he's batting. Tough call though, especially with the batting fragility. Edited August 25, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: As much as Stokes won that game the Aussies cost themselves that game. That last review was fucking dreadful, and then with no reviews left Stokes was plumb LBW and not given. Take nothing away from Stokes though that was magnificent. The crying about that from the Aussies, particularly Fox Australia is beautifully hilarious, they had chance after chance to get that last wicket and choked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted August 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) Don't get me wrong, I had five minutes of outright joy first, but hearing McGrath have a little cry on TMS about Joel Wilson was another cherry on the cake. Edited August 25, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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