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Plenty of big problems with WWE, AEW and the like at the moment that are often discussed but what incredibly small things annoy you every week?

One for me is that when Jaime Hayter returned from injury she had a new 70s inspired look but she kept her old theme music rather than changing it to fit the new look. So you've got this red-head hippie with technicolor flower girl graphics coming out to a banging noughties industrial rave tune. It jars me every time.

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Red Velvet got injured and they created the Interim ROH Womens TV title (just typing that annoys me), which bounced around from Mina Shirakawa to Mercedes Mone back to Red Velvet when she returned.

Rush got injured and they stripped Rush and Sammy Guevara of the ROH tag belts. 

Nick Wayne is the mens TV champ, got injured before Red Velvet and Rush but hasn't been stripped and they've not created an interim title.

So inconsistent.

Nothing to do with the product but a minor annoyance at the moment is a mate of mine keeps mistakenly calling JetSpeed JetBall, which sounds like a shit Lotto game.

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WWE’s insistence to show every wrestler arriving at an arena. Why? Is it just to pad out the run-time? Why are more people not complaining about this - surely even their most dedicated fans don’t find this anything other than tedious?

In a more general sense, wrestlers getting distracted by something going on outside the ring that clearly won’t affect them in any way, turning their back on their opponent, only to lose because of that act of idiocy.

Same goes for referees doing that, leading to a wrestler being screwed out of a match, the ref missing a pinfall or similar.

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Double or Triple Powerbombs that require the recipient to hold onto their opponents arms to help them pull them back up for a second or third. I don’t know why, but that’s the one move that always kills my suspension of disbelief.

”You deserve it!” chants.

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The kayfabe breaking celebrating with eachother after a big match. Nothing takes me out of a match or story than hugging the person you just wrestled. Pisses me off. Asuka hugging Charlotte after losing her undefeated streak can get in the bin.

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3 hours ago, RedTwoster said:

Is it just to pad out the run-time?

Yes. Anything they can do these days to sell tickets or complete episodes of telly while having the wrestlers do as few matches as possible, they’re all over. Everyone’s part time.

3 hours ago, RedTwoster said:

Why are more people not complaining about this

I’m trying, I really am.

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I don’t mind them showing wrestlers turning up every week, makes them look a bit more big time and other sports show their athletes turning up at grounds/arenas, could do without most of what Michael Cole comes out with while they walk in though 

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This is cheating a bit because it only really annoys me once a year, but since it’s January it’s definitely the right time of year to complain about it.

The commentary during the Royal Rumble is dreadful. Very little actual excitement about the current entrant, just Michael Cole spamming the most unremarkable, generic stats you can imagine.

”Finn Balor at number 23! This is Finn Balor’s 6th Royal Rumble appearance with four eliminations and a combined time of who gives a shit. Finn Balor’s longest time spent in the rumble was nobody cares minutes in 2000-and-fuck knows.”

Couldn’t give a fuck, Mike.

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I would actually be less annoyed by the wrestlers turning up thing if they used the exact same clip of every week. 

Actually, I don't watch enough big time wrestling to really get annoyed anymore. I do find the interview, podcast styling and the absolute saturation of it to be irritating. 

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15 hours ago, TheScarlettChad said:

The kayfabe breaking celebrating with eachother after a big match. Nothing takes me out of a match or story than hugging the person you just wrestled. Pisses me off. Asuka hugging Charlotte after losing her undefeated streak can get in the bin.

I think any breaking of kayfabe on TV annoys me to be honest. Blurred lines, references to real world stuff, it all drives me crazy. Weak, lazy, bottom of the barrel stuff for a cheap pop.

I'm not a fan of Charlotte generally but she summed it up pretty perfectly for me when she commented on her divorces being used as an insult on live TV and said "I've been divorced three times but Charlotte hasn't".

Despite what many in the business say all the best stories and moments in wrestling have been entirely fictional - reality doesn't draw or create good stories.

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11 hours ago, Slapnut said:

”Finn Balor at number 23! This is Finn Balor’s 6th Royal Rumble appearance with four eliminations and a combined time of who gives a shit. Finn Balor’s longest time spent in the rumble was nobody cares minutes in 2000-and-fuck knows.”

The worst is when he does this for a surprise entrant, asking us to either believe that he's a Rain Man savant who just knows all this stuff with no notes, or giving away that they weren't a surprise because he does have his notes.


I have some specific AEW booking bugbears that come up every week - existing champions challenging for other belts rather than defending their own, wrestlers in factions teaming with people from outside of their group - but the big one that annoys me when AEW do it but has been annoying me since long before they existed, is wrestlers arguing with a promo airing on the big screen. It's never not awkward, it makes the wrestler in the ring look like an idiot, particularly when the promo is clearly a pre-tape, and it's never a better option than just having the wrestlers argue face-to-face (or, God forbid, wrestle). People mocked Rick Steiner arguing with Chucky, but Chucky being a puppet is only half of the reason why that was stupid.

It doesn't work when it's a bait and switch either, when it's revealed that the video on the screen is pre-recorded as a distraction for the wrestler to sneak attack someone. Because then I have to picture a wrestler (or wrestlers) knowing that their rival was going to mention them in a promo ahead of time, finding a camera crew, convincing production to air their tape on TV at the right time, hoping their rival behaves in a certain way or says something to cue up their video, and so on and so on.

 

One stemming more from my time in-ring that has bubbled over into watching as a fan; referee distraction spots that don't make sense. Anything that makes the referee turn away from the match, just because someone has jumped up on the apron and waved their arms around. If you try and physically get in the ring, or throw an object in the ring, or fiddle with a turnbuckle, or grab the leg of a wrestler - all things that physically risk affecting the match, then sure, the referee should attend to that, though still never to the point of actively turning away from a pinfall or submission in process. But just "HEY REF LOOK OVER HERE" is the worst.

By extension, wrestlers being distracted by entrance music playing. A heel has a babyface prone on the floor, and is preparing to hit them with a chair. Babyface's mate's entrance music plays, and heel instantly drops the chair, allowing babyface to escape, as they prepare for a fight. It would take two seconds to just him with a chair anyway, their mate's never getting there that quickly, why not do it anyway, then fight the friend?

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