SuperBacon Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 4 minutes ago, CharlesTuckerTheThird said: the headmaster of my primary school was Father Christmas Wait, WHAT????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 20 Moderators Share Posted May 20 I've just remembered finding a dirty joke book in my parents' bedroom and being very confused by the word 'whorehouse' and finally coming to the conclusion that it must be some alternative spelling of warehouse as I couldn't fathom what else it could be. Needless to say the rest of the jokes involving that word (there were numerous) didn't make too much sense to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Some Guy Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 That animals were infallible. My logic said that I'd never seen a horse trip over its own hooves. In my own defence I was about 6 and this was a good 30 years before You Tube proved that animals rarely get anything right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 20 Paid Members Share Posted May 20 19 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: I've just remembered finding a dirty joke book in my parents' bedroom and being very confused by the word 'whorehouse' and finally coming to the conclusion that it must be some alternative spelling of warehouse as I couldn't fathom what else it could be. Needless to say the rest of the jokes involving that word (there were numerous) didn't make too much sense to me. This reminds me of an old Jasper Carrott sketch where he thinks "condo" is short for condom. "Wanted : third male to share small condo, pets welcome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Inspired by numbers on football shirts, I thought there was a physical manifestation of a person’s age inside their back, like a white number on an old football shirt, sort of somehow wedged in there between skin and skeleton. It seemed plausible for young kids like me, but I always wondered how it worked when people got to 105 or something. I’ve never discussed this with anyone so I presume this is actually a thing as nobody’s told me otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Some of you people are badly broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted May 20 Paid Members Share Posted May 20 My wife since childhood until her 30s thought the line in Kiss From A Rose by Seal "To me you're like a real addiction" was actually "To me you're like a roller dictionary". She was convinced it was some sort of desktop rolodex type device but a dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 20 Paid Members Share Posted May 20 12 minutes ago, hallicks said: Inspired by numbers on football shirts, I thought there was a physical manifestation of a person’s age inside their back, like a white number on an old football shirt, sort of somehow wedged in there between skin and skeleton. It seemed plausible for young kids like me, but I always wondered how it worked when people got to 105 or something. I’ve never discussed this with anyone so I presume this is actually a thing as nobody’s told me otherwise. Hallicks what are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 13 minutes ago, hallicks said: Inspired by numbers on football shirts, I thought there was a physical manifestation of a person’s age inside their back, like a white number on an old football shirt, sort of somehow wedged in there between skin and skeleton. It seemed plausible for young kids like me, but I always wondered how it worked when people got to 105 or something. I’ve never discussed this with anyone so I presume this is actually a thing as nobody’s told me otherwise. Fair play, this is absolutely mental mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 4 minutes ago, King Coconut said: Some of you people are badly broken. This place has been a weird form of therapy for years now, we openly admit to things you wouldn't even hear on a Reddit confession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 4 minutes ago, FLips said: Hallicks what are you talking about? Maybe I’m remembering it wrong. Perhaps it was a spiritual manifestation of your age. Yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 5 minutes ago, Merzbow said: This place has been a weird form of therapy for years now, we openly admit to things you wouldn't even hear on a Reddit confession. I reckon one of the winners of a negative awards next year should have to do a Reddit style AMA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 I knew there would be some weird shit in here but fair play you've managed to exceed all expectations already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 20 Paid Members Share Posted May 20 something something poos at a different angle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 20 Paid Members Share Posted May 20 What happens to the numbers? Do they change shape as we get older or do you excrete the old ones and birth new ones each birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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