Celebs Who You And Your Family Have Nearly Killed.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

8 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Listen you need to calm down, otherwise me, Burning Red and the Kurupt FM lot will have to come find you.

How many hours are you willing to drive?

[SuperBacon]

17 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

How many hours are you willing to drive?

Let's not be silly, it's not as if someone has bought me a coffee.

[TheBurningRed]

46 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Listen you need to calm down, otherwise me, Burning Red and the Kurupt FM lot will have to come find you.

I’d suggest bringing Hounslow born and MMA fighter/Brock Lesnar knocker outer Alistair Overeem with us. But why do that when we can bring Phil Collins, Jay Sean and Patsy Kensit along for the scrap. 

[CharlesTuckerTheThird]

17 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

Bez.  Twice.  

Not surprised. Bez is usually bombed out of his gourd, as I recall.

[Devon Malcolm]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

Listen you need to calm down, otherwise me, Burning Red and the Kurupt FM lot will have to come find you.

@Lion_of_the_Midlands confirmed as being Kold FM.

[mim731]

2 hours ago, TibBo said:

What toys did you get?

Couldn't tell you unfortunately, probably some ill advised wrestling figures I'd imagine. Was a very long time ago. 

[Hannibal Scorch]

We almost ran over Matthew Kelly when he lived down my street during his CITV days in the 80’s. He wasn’t crossing the road.

[TheBurningRed]

Sounds targeted. 

[Callum1993]

15 hours ago, BrodyGraham said:

Other way round but Peter Beardsley nearly killed me gunning his BMW at ridiculous speeds in my college car park.

It was when he was at Hartlepool and they used to use our sports facilities instead of an actual training facility.

I mean playing devil's advocate I can't blame him, I was in a hurry to get out of Peterlee as well.

He probably got his lovely lumpy chicken wrap stuck under the brake. You’re a good lad Brody. 

[Scratch]

17 hours ago, TheBurningRed said:

Sounds targeted. 

You bet.

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

20 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

How many hours are you willing to drive?

Get a bus with hometown hero' Matthew...?

[Thunderplex]

Forgot about this one,not a celeb per-say, but a couple of years ago I was driving out of Didsbury up Barlowmoor road, when a children’s party entertainer dressed as Elsa from Frozen stepped out in front of me.  I braked and honked my horn, and she just carried on jogging across the road, only pausing to shout “Fuck off cunt” at me.  I Shouted back “That’s not very Disney Princesslike” and drove off while she did the wanker sign at me.

[SuperBacon]

She should've just *stares at the camera in Carbomb* let it go.

[Carbomb]

[simonworden]

Adding to the motoring stories, Ross Kemp almost ran me over when crossing the road in Bournemouth years ago. I wasn't paying attention so it was my fault