Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 4 Paid Members Share Posted February 4 A beautiful tale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 28 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 28 Off-topic post nominations from now on; there’s now an On-topic thread for sweaty people in kecks posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 This counts as off topic I think… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 10 Paid Members Share Posted March 10 27 minutes ago, Loki said: This counts as off topic I think… It's not wrestling so definitely. I laughed a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 19 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said: During Covid I used to go running on the canal at the same time everyday, and would always pass this old bloke who I assumed was out on his daily walk. It got to the point where I'd give him a nod and a wave as I ran past him and eventually he'd come out with little one-liners like 'get those knees up' or 'bloody hell, slow down!' One time I jogged past him and he went 'you can go faster than that lad, get a move on' or something and I replied with a jovial 'haven't you got a home to get back to?' To which he replied 'I'm homeless you cunt!' It suddenly made sense why he was in the same outfit and on the same patch of canal everyday. I had to change my route after that. 😆😆😆 I laughed so loudly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted April 5 Paid Members Share Posted April 5 This tickled me. 1 hour ago, no user name said: You said you had a trans son? So I assumed he had talked to you about the difference between gender and biological sex(gender) 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: No. He talks to me about The Traitors and if we've got any pizza left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted April 10 Paid Members Share Posted April 10 Phenomenal post by @Devon Malcolm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted Tuesday at 11:41 AM Paid Members Share Posted Tuesday at 11:41 AM More proof, if it were needed, that those years without JLM as a regular poster were lost years: 10 minutes ago, JLM said: I wrote my own social media nostalgia poem a while ago. Most will be too scared to share or repost it but like if u agree. We set off for school in the morning We respected our teachers in class Everyone these days is vegan My lunch was a big bowl of glass I don't like change or progress I long for those rose-tinted days Nowadays people get all offended When we deny basic rights to the gays The kids now all play on the Fortnites We used to play down at the beach If you disagree with my transphobia You're attacking my freedom of speech I didn't like that advert Where the family had brown skin When will white people get on the Telly? So I feel like I can fit in? My parents both beat me daily It didn't do me any harm I share credit for both World War Wins Though I never took up arms I'm nostalgic for a time Which never really existed Things were better whenever that was, Now everything's PC and twisted My opinions are all being censored An oppressed and unheard straight white bloke. If anyone questions my world view. I let them all know they are woke. I wear my poppy with pride I bet someone out there's offended There's no evidence for this anywhere, But this is the year Christmas ended I read the Daily Mail To keep me scared and angry "Everyone's offended by everything!" I scream As I complain about the colour of that family. I voted for Boris and Brexit So desperate to leave the EU At least I was for those few months, When Nigel told lies on the news. I don't know too much about Covid, But it’s definitely young people's fault. They keep telling me I’m a gammon, When I say immigration should halt. Share if you agree with me That things were better then. I don't know when that was exactly But we need to get back there again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted 18 hours ago Share Posted 18 hours ago On 4/11/2024 at 12:54 AM, Chris B said: Phenomenal post by @Devon Malcolm. I think this is possibly one of the most memorable posts on this board for me. Keep fighting the good fight Dev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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