Members SuperBacon Posted January 26, 2024 Members Posted January 26, 2024 Klopp leaving. Pep getting relegated. It's the age of the "mate" nonce and the "light bulb" nonce then.
Paid Members Murtz Posted January 26, 2024 Paid Members Posted January 26, 2024 (edited) As a United fan, whilst I know how awful it feels when Grandad leaves, I find this all absolutely hilarious. Edited January 26, 2024 by Murtz
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 28, 2024 Paid Members Posted January 28, 2024 Can't wait for the "West Brom and Wolves are not that sort of club" narrative to spring up. Definitely the magic of the FA Cup.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 28, 2024 Paid Members Posted January 28, 2024 I always enjoy the "It's a return to the dark ages!" and "A dark day for our great sport!" hand-wringing when something like this happens.
Keith Houchen Posted January 28, 2024 Posted January 28, 2024 It was beautiful. ITV said the classic “This is exactly the sort of thing nobody wants to see”. Speak for yourself, it was great!
Members SuperBacon Posted January 28, 2024 Members Posted January 28, 2024 My word. Also, sad as it is, loved the aggro at West Brom. If your derby has to kick off in the morning, you know its proper.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 30, 2024 Paid Members Posted January 30, 2024 Really pleased for @Frankie Crisp today with the news that Palace just signed Daniel Munoz, a right-back. Not only because he's a really fun player but also because, most importantly, he may reduce Joel Ward's playing time. This is the universe levelling things up for you after that fry-up.
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 30, 2024 Awards Moderator Posted January 30, 2024 5 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Really pleased for @Frankie Crisp today with the news that Palace just signed Daniel Munoz, a right-back. Not only because he's a really fun player but also because, most importantly, he may reduce Joel Ward's playing time. This is the universe levelling things up for you after that fry-up. Actually overjoyed at the news. When softarse finally hangs up his boots, I'll possibly need a post-Thatcher's dead day of recovery.
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 31, 2024 Awards Moderator Posted January 31, 2024 I think we need to prepare ourselves for Conor Bradley becoming the best right back in the world. Also, the @SuperBacon derby won me twenty three quid!
Members SuperBacon Posted January 31, 2024 Members Posted January 31, 2024 5 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: I think we need to prepare ourselves for Conor Bradley becoming the best right back in the world. Also, the @SuperBacon derby won me twenty three quid! I don't know why you'd ever bet on Spurs but let this be your last successful time. It never ends well. Brennan Johnson taking the piss out of Maupay cracked me up. Have that "Neal"
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 31, 2024 Paid Members Posted January 31, 2024 Darwin Nunez hit the post and bar FOUR TIMES tonight, which is a Premier League record. And pretty much the most Nunez record of them all.
Members SuperBacon Posted February 10, 2024 Members Posted February 10, 2024 On the sofa under a duvet, and was genuinely angry at the utter shit that Spurs served up today. By far the worst we've player under Ange and every player was rancid. Laying there feeling sorry for myself and thinking "Well, Brighton are decent and a points not bad, and I'm not bothered at all" Cut to me wheeling around the front room screaming "Go on fucking have that De Zerbi" while my 10yo looked on in horror, and then said "Thought you were ill" Up the Ange. Up the Spurs. I'm going to bed, I'm spent.
Members SuperBacon Posted February 19, 2024 Members Posted February 19, 2024 Absolutely wonderful stuff.
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted February 21, 2024 Paid Members Posted February 21, 2024 Rather enjoyed this and maybe those of you who also like daft nonsense will too. A choose-your-own adventure about recently departed Ross County manger Derek Adams and his bizarre most recent reign! https://derek-adams-simulator.vercel.app/game
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